Decided to get a water pick to try and improve my oral hygiene. Tried it out tonight. Shot a jet of water straight into the back of my throat, triggered my gag reflex, projectile vomited into my sink. Moral of the story is never fucking bother with anything
Suicide note, ca. mid-1800s
"This night I am going to leave this world and in hopes to find a better world than this. For my trouble is more than I can bear - may the Lord have mercy on my Soul. Good Bye."
Ahhh perfekt, ich saß 4 Monate an meiner Masterarbeit und bin jetzt durchgefallen weil ich vergessen hatte dass ich anstatt meinem Namen „Chinese Charlie Kirk“ geschrieben hab