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[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

It’s officially my birthday month! Which means every day is my birthday 🥳 I expect a present every single day until the day after my birthday is over iktr 🙂‍↕️

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

Rushed to get a lot of stuff done today (and cancelled an outdoor activity later) to avoid the hurricane polo rain that’s going to hit Texas, only for it to have slowed down significantly. Might not even touch us. So all that rushing was for nothing🫠

[Hannah Merrick @merrickhr]

fat bear week nepo baby

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

I’m scared 🫠

[Daryoush Austin Zamhariri @TheAustinZ420]

Texas is about to get flooded From El Paso to east of the I35 corridor. North Texas projected at 5-8 inches. We haven’t seen significant rain in 3 months amidst one of the hottest summers on record. Hope yall are ready😬

[💋 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

I feel like I have one, maybe two, more moves MAX left in me 🫩 and if it’s to a different state? forget about it

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

may you end up with someone who takes you and your birthday seriously

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

Too scared to take Benadryl because I don’t want to meet The Hat Man 😔

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

You will never know true pain until you’ve had 51 mosquito bites at once and you’re allergic 🫩

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

Damn, why everybody got better insta captions than me rn :(

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

replacing my light blue 13 pro max for the new light blue 18 pro max bc I could never give up this beautiful color 😌

[jynx @miiagarro]

i wasn't an iPad kid, i was a Nintendo DS diva

[໊ @soysabil]

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Movie theaters are of critical importance to me because I can’t be trusted to not look at my phone at home

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

SSRI’s and this 95 degree heat do NOT go well 🫩

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

Y’all better go watch Coyote vs. ACME or else 🔪 🫵🏻

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[Nem @Nemzsi]

at the missing you so much factory and i just got a raise

[bastilleden @Thing2Of2]

and if you’d never come for me, I might’ve drowned in the melancholy 🩶