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Don't look at me.

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@HapistRitler I'm not cool. I only did the care-bear versions of meth and heroin. If you want to be a real man you gotta slam.

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@TrevorOfficialR We have seen your penis. Shut up, you have a beautiful cock.

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I'm gonna draw that. A pigeon phoenix.

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What did she tell me? I don't care about anything or anyone? That I'm a wooden dog? A baby bird?
You had a dream once Misha. A son of the desert.

Heh. It'd be funny if I was reborn as a firey Pigeon.

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I cut my left hand. On the palm. I don't think I'm gonna jack off for a little while. I'm making a journal of my no nut experience.
Day 1:
Fuck justice. I crave vengeance. I am doom my demon father crafted. Every lover I've had are fools. My mother was a whore. I HATE EVERYTHING.

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@sapphirecyan333 Oh yeah, we had that conversation. We're all good, she doesn't sexually harass me at the work place no more. Unless she grabs me by the dick and balls and makes furious mouth love to my face and neck? I'm not going after her.

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@firelordanja @Johnfdvk Tea, honey, when its no longer hot squirt a few pumps of hand sanitizer in there and pretend you aren't a tonal architect of your own dipshittedness.

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@DeMickyD Nerevarine again.

Hearthfire/11.

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@annoyingranch He looks exactly like a dude I work with. Then I realized that this guy actually has the spark of life behind his eyes, my coworkers been dead inside since 08'.

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I'm such a sentimental guy. Heavy emphasis on the mental part. I see a greasy skinny skater dad on the bus with his daughter taking her to daycare and I'm fighting back tears just looking at them being adorable and wholesome.
God, I'm such a pussy.

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@cloroxboss

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I'm bound for a weird silly level of Hell.

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I've only been with 6 people.
Okay 6 and a half, I don't count the dude who diddled me.

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I've done the math. I've jacked off at least twice a day since I was 8 years old. My record for highest count? I'd say about 14 times within the same hour, no drugs involved.

17,000 nuts. Higher than that. I'm fucked. Somebody fuck me.

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@sapphirecyan333 "I am an ass man. I dare say some of you have heard the more extravagant rumors about me."

I'd quote more from that book, but holy fuck you are caked the hell up.

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@sapphirecyan333 Thousands of dudes have killed and died for this.

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@HapistRitler Pure fucking will

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@sapphirecyan333 Hmm. Maybe I hold the word love in a different light than others. I feel the same way about the word Hate, I just feel like these two words get thrown around all willy nilly. Not saying you don't genuinely love people. If you got the love in your heart and mind spread it.

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@sapphirecyan333 Example: my ex of 8 years... I think we said "I love you" while we were fucking on shrooms. I think that's it, can't think of another time where it was said. Yeah, we care for eachother and we're the best of friends, but other people look at us like a couple of reptilians.

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@sapphirecyan333 How many times have you dropped the L word on someone? In a romantic sense. I tell my mom I love her all the time, and I mean it.