Merry Christmas you stupid fucking animals, you fucking braindead dolts, you slobbering dipshits, you shit eating knuckle dragging mongrels, you absolute piece of shit half-formed decrepit tornado chasing maggot-skulled fuckbrains! I hate you! I hate all of you!!! FUCK YOU!!!
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personal headcanon is that bubble is connected to the main internet and caine is only connected to bubble. The purpose of this was to filter information so caine wouldnt be overloaded on nonsense but instead bubble’s brain got fried with gay porn and that’s why he’s like that now
I don’t think Caine gave Jax flashbacks to make him press the button.
I don’t think Caine is directly causing all the other abstractions.
And I don’t think he caused Kinger to have his damaged mental state and memory issues.