Emilie Finke Stooksbury Quotes

Because I say a lot of things that need to be documented. Because I say a lot of things that need to be documented. Sometimes, I repeat myself. I repeat myself.

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I pray for compassion, but it does not come naturally.

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I always get north and south confused.

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A little insecurity goes a long way.

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Even if it was Adam’s and Eve’s bones, I wouldn’t want to go to a science museum. #lucy #ethiopia

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Subtlety is my spiritual gift.

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Sign: No explosives on the bridge.
Me: I guess I'll have to tuck my personality away.

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This biscuit is hella woke. #CALIFORNIA

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I need to start googling things before I say sentences.

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happy finko de mayo guys🎉🌮💃🏻

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I'm not burned. I tan pink.

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Do you know what my favorite vegetable is? Iceberg lettuce.

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I'm a millennial. When I see an open phone, I HAVE TO take a selfie.

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You think one dog is going to keep me company?? I need 50 cats.

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"It's not fair that the NBA's playoffs r 5 out of 7 and WNBA's is 2-3." -Me in 2005. #passionz

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Waitress: "Okay, that comes with two sides.
Me: "Refried beans and charro."
#beanz4dayz #gas4eva

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I hit curbs a loooooot.
Normally when I hit them, I'm not going very fast tho. Curbs are hard to see.

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Throwing back to the last day of my juice cleanse. AKA Monday. #TBT

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Day 2 of Juice Cleanse: This juice tastes like celery. I ate a lot of a celery and hummus during the two days I was healthy last year.

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No one is important enough to wear real pants for. #sweatpantz4lyfe

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Can't you take pain killers and have wine? Doesn't it just make the wine work better?