Jackson Segall

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: "Would you rather be Kirby or Mario?" Mama: "Kirby." J: "That's good, because Kirby has a big appetite and you have a big appetite!"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

(About swim class) Jax: "Nose bubbles are like a phone in your nose and you have a call."

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: Once baby is 2, I'll teach him how to be loving with a loving master plan on my chalkboard that'll teach him how to be a loving child.

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: "Mom, there's something I don't like about birds eating worms on my head. And that's worms on my head."

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

#2015iol365 May 19th. "Mama, your hair is normally donut curls and now it's not." -Jax on mama's straightened hair 🍩

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax, making kiss sounds: "I'm trying to put your heart back together. Does that help?" 😚

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: "Mom?" interrupting our story time, "What would happen if you an me didn't have feet?"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Mama: "What are doing?" Jax: "I'm making her seat warm. I have a warm bootie. Her likes it!"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: "Cake or death?"
Dada: "Death."
J: "Bad choice."
🎂💀

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax, while playing an exercise game: "M-O-G! This is SO hard!"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax, seeing mama taking a picture: "I want to be in your picture, mama! I want to bomb your picture!"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax, randomly: "There are zooplankton in the ocean sometimes."

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: "Mama, I love your pretty neck that goes down to your tummy!" Mama: "Um, thanks?"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax, singing: "I love my digestive system and I never want to lose it!! Kidneys! Kidneys!" 🎶

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax to mama, as soon as he woke: "Let's do it again! Will we be best friends forever?"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax: "This water can evaporate my thoughts. That's why I have ideas."

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

J: "I want a baby!" Mama: "You need to be grown up to have a baby." J: "I want you to be the grown up."

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

J: "Mama, you're my Sweetie Pie!" Mama: "What about daddy?" J: "Daddy is my Sweetie... Hot Dog!!"

[Jackson Segall @ThingsJaxSaid]

Jax, while helping the lifeguard vacuum the pool: "That looks like the thing that goes into the egg to make a baby!"