Things Joe Hates

I hate a lot of stuff. You definitely hate some of this stuff too. Each tweet is a tiny rant. I have a podcast. You can listen here: @PodFix

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We have not released an episode in a while. Do you miss the podcast?

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@HarrisonSmith85 The test is just one question.

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@SnoopDogg From your work? It's:
"Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yay."
That Dre song was the first thing I ever heard that you did and this line still pops into my head on a regular basis.

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@DanielNewman No, social media is evil. It profits from eyes on the page and uses AI to keep you engaged by showing you things that make you feel good. It is the main force behind the polarization you are referencing. It has changed us for the worse.

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@ericwhiteback STOP SPITTING ALL OVER IT!!!

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@Adam_Karpiak Well, you see, Adam, we have tons of data from the people that sold us this testing software that say this test is very effective for all of our hiring processes.

--Some dumbass in HR, Probably.

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@joeybagovdonuts Then enter your street name and the name of your first pet.

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@MeganReports Lisa and I are saddened by Jimmy's passing. We are also surprised at how much the passing of this great Baltimorean, whom we didn't know personally, has impacted us. We will miss him.

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@TinkerSec My guess is 14789. A second guess would be 98741.

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@jacki_is_wookie @TurtleSprints This is a hill on which I am willing to die! Are you so convinced of you correctness? I have ended friendships over this.

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I wish there was an app I could check several times a day where uneducated people gave ridiculous opinions on complex topics.

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@joeybagovdonuts That's funny, but not get-a-tattoo-of-it funny.

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@sarapolton

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My listening this morning:
Lorde - Pure Heroine & 2 songs from @florencemachine, Then some @algreen, and now onto Post Mortem and Raining Blood from @Slayer. How confident are you in your algorithm, @Spotify?

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX Dirty Dancing.

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@PantsDonkey That is exactly the face my kids made when I asked them THE SAME QUESTION!!! NOW WHAT IS 6 TIMES 7, DAMMIT?

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@naughtywriter2

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@ADDiane Now you have to perfect your, "F- you, you F-ing F."

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So @outlook just had the audacity to tell me that one space after a period is better than two. Only on @Twitter, Outlook, only on Twitter.

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@JellyfishJellee This was another problem. Check again when you can.