Things Marta Says

Marta is a part of a no nonsense team.

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My degu would gig a virtual hole. #animals

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The wasp took my bacon. #bacon

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I saw a cool video about how you can pop popcorn with a cucumber. #LifeHack #cucumer

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If two people are weird, then we're not weird. #weird #people

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All my concerns were if my hamsters are breeding correctly and if I'll get A on my next test! #hamster 🐹 #backto99

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I don't know what humans eat, ok? #human #meals

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Water was dripping on the baby and we were wondering what to do when it wakes up and starts crying. #rain #babies

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I was always asking my mom, why can't girls do the altar boys job. #Catholicism #churh

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I had to take a mouse in my mouth and pfffffft! #computerscience #mouse

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The only way to fix it is to blow air of your mouth into it. #TechSupport

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Changing diapers is like holding chicken - you grab both legs together and lift. #chicken #babies #diaper

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Don't have a life man, life is for losers! #winning #life

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I'm not blind, I just forgot colors. #blind #pink

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I wanna go on a camping trip and fuck everything #camping #swingers

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But they can't figure out if a mouse is retarded, right? #labwork #Science

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I need iron. There's wood. Wood is hard. #householdchores

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I should be the one penetrated! #penetrationtesting #hacking

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I think I'll stick it to my window. #homesecurity

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He found out where I live an he's stalking me with a coal! #stalker #barbeque