Things No One Says

Things you'll never hear people say.

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Floyd Mayweather is not cocky at all. He's so humble.

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I wish there was no such thing as Spring Break!

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I hate cuddling!

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I hate Fridays!

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Fuck I love peeing in the bed!

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I love when it rains and I'm soaking wet.

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Math is easy.

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I love being injured!

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Yay I just got fired from work!

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This Super Bowl is not interesting.

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I hate that the Super Bowl is today.

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Please cut your lawn early on Saturday morning while I'm trying to sleep.

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Awww man, today's Friday!

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I wish I didn't get my paycheck tomorrow.

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Don't send any naked pictures to my phone.