Things Nobody Says

There are some things that nobody says. But we do.

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Taking my Prius down to the track this weekend." - #thingsnobodysays

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"I hope the doctor says bronchitis." - #ThingsNobodySays

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"Really want to hear a new song by the 4th girl from #DestinysChild." - #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Every cat owner I've ever met is totally normal." - #ThingsNobodySays #NationalCatDay

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"That guy bought an #iPhone5c, so you know he's got money." - #ThingsNobodySays

[Trafalgar D. Shelby @DerrickShelbyII]

This Mini Cooper really makes me feel manly #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Damn it, they're not televising the Jacksonville Jaguars game!" - #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"I wish we didn't have Friday off from work." - #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Hey, @urtweetsrbad is hilarious!"- #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Why doesn't anyone talk about #CrossFit?" - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"I have no idea which of my friends are in law school because they never talk about it." - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"This @Dove_Chocolate bar is disgusting." - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"No bacon for me, please." - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Another get rich quick scheme? Hey, all of the other ones worked!" - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"I'm tired of all these women who only want men for sex." - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Cool! NHL hockey is back!" - @thingsnobodysay #ThingsNobodySays

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"Britney Spears looks great on X-Factor." - @ThingsNobodySay

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Mom, does dad wear Magnums?" - @ThingsNobodySay

[Things Nobody Says @thingsnobodysay]

"Was grandma good in bed?" - @ThingsNobodySay