ThingsMyRoommateSays

Horrible and idiotic things my roommate says in private. Enjoy

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all I want is to be choked while wearing Bjorks swan dress

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I dreamed that a church kidnapped me and forced me to have sex w/ Amy Schumer while she spanked me w/ a boat paddle and made me eat coolwhip

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If there is a holocaust against white people, I'm not saving any of you

#blacklivesmatter #trump #politcalcorrectness

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Bucket list item crossed: feeding potato salad to a white boy :')

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If banning sex stops people from posting baby pictures, I'm all for it

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If you need to #boomerang something you're a piece of shit and you probably suck
#MAGA #foreveralone #thisisacallforhelp

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'If I was @realDonaldTrump I would enforce this' https://t.co/3wTyn3Ukgl

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There should be a rule that if you have a baby, you should lose social media privileges
#overheard #shitmyroommatesays

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There should be a rule that if you have a baby, you should lose social media privileges
#overheard #shitmyroommatesays

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I will listen to Manson, that will make my relationship with parents stronger

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I'm going to tell my kids they will burst into flames when they eat pork

#overheard #shitmyroommatesays

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Norman Bates is my spirit animal
#BatesMotel

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I'm going to post a pro Syrian refugee status on Facebook so people will like me

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💩ing next to an old fat grunt.. its like he's adding a layer of disgusting to his already disgusting appearance while doing a disgusting act

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A bottle of wine a day keeps the sadness away

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@meganamram do it for the may-mays @realDonaldTrump

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You've you used your vagina as a vessel for your interestingness https://t.co/AMO1MxD9qV

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I get it you have a baby, that's the only interesting thing about you.
#overheard

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I get it you have a baby, that's the only interesting thing about you.
#overheard

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You're pretty fucking stupid for someone who drives a smartcar

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Have you ever pooed for so long that your legs go numb, then when you stand you fall over and cant get up for 7 minutes? Asking for a friend

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