Things Tate Says

follow me because im hilarious and im going on seventeen

[Things Tate Says @ThingsTaterSays]

today at the park, 2 little boys were fighting with each other & T walked up between them & said

"break it up ladies, you're both pretty"

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"T, you need to clean up."

"Seriously? I have funner things to do & you're just going to come in here & ruin them."

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"why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? because it's stuck in a crack."

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"I have a warm heart but a cold temperature."

[Halle Van Vark @33_sissy]

"T are you running the Klompen this year?"

"yeah, let's hope I don't poop my pants again."

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noah: *sarcastically* nobody likes me anymore!
t: *not sarcastically* well I don't cuz you're always mean!

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"capital S capital ORRY"

[FLOOR WATCHER 🐸 @floorwatcher_]

Crazy socks day at Holiday Hoops. @ThingsTaterSays took 1st place.

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"I've been good...I think. Maybe Santa put me on the naughty list!"

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"it's my words so I get to say what you do with them!!!"

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"how are you bad at English if you speak it??"

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"T, you're literally so cute"
"thank you, I'll take that as a comment"

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"do you know how many times I can say 'I love you' in a day? a lot!"

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"Michael Phelps eats good. you know, like veggies & stuff. probably no ice cream for him!"

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"there's no textbooks, no paper. papa, these aren't those times. it's not 1993!!"

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"I should vote for her!!!" #VoiceSaveMarySarah

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"turns out we're having a good time!" #SpringBreak

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"T, you should learn how to dab."

*laughs* "I already know."

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"lol two people just got married" #justontv