ThingsTonySaid

The magical things my roommate Tony says when either drunk, high, or mostly sober.

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I've always been about winging it- [Tony talking about quitting his job]

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I don't a fuck about the kids- [Tony when talking about a school program for children he has created]

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I'm gonna live till I'm 150, what the fuck are you talking about?- [Tony while smoking a bowl]

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San Francisco is the psychedelic wet dream of California.

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I love that place, sometimes I hang out there all day and play the lotto. (Tony talking about #7-11)

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You wear cool socks.

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Life is a gateway drug.

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#Trees?!?? I used to smoke whole pot fields in Uganda.

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Woah, what is she doing here?!? She's like a midget child.

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I like never have any money so I decided I'd make my own tee shirts.

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I wanted to be a priest so bad when I was a kid so I could carry around a magic bag and have an awesome chalice.

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This is a video of people #skydiving over the sky.

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I just saw #Radio walking down the street.

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My #frappechino was in the refrigerator.

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Did you move it dude?! You totally moved it! Oh, dude grab the video camera.

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What happened to my #frappechino ? Did you guys hide my #frappechino? Dude are you sitting on my #frappechino?

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We have a rubber band ball. We should blow it up.

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We should buy some wooden gliders! (Tony at 7/11)

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I have three #PineSols hanging in my bedroom.

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I wanted a kingdom for my #BeardedDragon so I didn't buy him.