college girl shit

Shit College Girls Say

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Jokes on you. We roofie ourselves.

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morning sex is nice but have u ever emotionally disconnected urself from the rest of the world for breakfast

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He's had his dick in your vagina. You're allowed to double text

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My diet consists of liquor & taco bell

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"Sex isn't a bandaid"
If you can choke me to where I feel it for three days, it's a bandaid

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Wyd
Oh shit wrong person

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Coke is Molly's cool older sister

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Bitch I'm not being peer pressured into drugs, I'm tryna find the drugs.

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They're nasty little shits, and nasty little shits aren't worth crying over

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My wrist is dead
My mouth is dead
I am dead
No more head

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Guys with pretty eyes always have the ugly hearts

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"You'll never find anyone that treats you like I did"
"Yeah that's the point"

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This makes me wanna shove a coat hanger up my vagina and I'm not even pregnant.

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Get you a respectable guy, one that asks permission before he chokes you out

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It's a poppin pills and paintin tits kinda day

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I don't associate with him outside of the bedroom

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Because it's bad, and we like being bad girls 👅

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Did you think this would happen after you met me last night?

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To all the tatted guys out there: your body is a canvas and I want to explore it

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#InMemoryOfWhenICared

Oh wait

I never did.