Melanie

software developer and pet mom. fan of books, animals, crafts, good people and good food.

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@Crispellis I'd like to serve your tiramisu to a small group. Do you sell anything larger than the individual portions?

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

at least this mask hides my resting bitch face

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

Some good news for the day

https://t.co/vdLhnzhnh8

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

just hanging out at the Office Building Of The Year

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Coincidentally, every resident of American Samoa woke up this morning with $1000 under their pillow. #SuperTuesday

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@erikamegan1 They're definitely falsies

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

saved 3 eggplant recipes on Pinterest, and now I'm stuck in an echo chamber of eggplant recipes and articles about the health benefits of eggplant.

this was a story about what's wrong with the entire internet.

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

A Quick Quiz to Match You With a Democratic Candidate https://t.co/G1o1Nhwvm3

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

Either missing a comma or new guilt tactic for me to dye my hair again 💇💇

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@KIZERBUNN Ok boomer

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

I like how Little Caesars announces delivery like that was the only thing keeping people from eating Little Caesars

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@FayeNLopey Woohoo congrats!

Looks so much like my little guy 😊

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

a real power move would be to walk in on day 1 of your new job and insist on coding in the same Google Doc you were forced to use in your live coding interview

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@beegibs This times a million when it's cold and/or dark

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@wxyzdetroit any idea why AMC John R has closed?

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

wait are there people out there trying to give parking tickets via "hearsay testimony"

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

In America you can’t even get a parking ticket based on hearsay testimony.

But you can impeach a president?

I certainly hope not.

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

Turns out it takes more than nerf guns and ping pong tables to make a great culture.

[Melanie @ThinkPinkCode]

@Roseinabox1

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

people who use a VPN to browse the internet because of privacy concerns but then sit in a house full of Alexa devices