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1. 🏆04 May 2025🏆

[Harry Kane @HKane]

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@CuleFermin Dogoruma will pay for his sins

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@CuleFermin Yamalaria stans

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Uli you Old bum if you even entertain 300M I'm going to spray your old age crib

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Bayern will not entertain bids for Michael Olise, not for €150m, and not even for €200m. The club is determined to keep him. It remains to be seen what will be the player's reaction to Madrid's offer [@MatteMoretto]

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚡️ Harry Kane (32) registered 68 goal contributions in 51 matches for Bayern Munich this season. 🤯

Next for him: 2026 World Cup. 👀

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

“I cannot wait to play in the stadium for the first time”

😭😭😭

[SocratesFootball @ThinkerFc]

Dopamine hit recived

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Andy Robertson, welcome to our family 🤍

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[peguy_tbn @peguy_tbn]

How old were you in 2010?

[SocratesFootball @ThinkerFc]

Crying they were sure he's playing in that WC 11😭😭

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Cole Palmer featured in Nike’s new World Cup advert alongside Central Cee 🥶

He won’t be playing at the tournament 💔

[Da Bronco @DaBronco0]

Nike did USA 🇺🇸 dirty in this “Rip The Script” World Cup Ad mannn 😭…

[SocratesFootball @ThinkerFc]

What are they training for?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Italian National Team was training with an eyepatch.

[vvolk @volkheart22]

sam hyde & dale wilson are actually kinda similar
-deadbeat father
-serial groomer
-claims 6'5
-failed acting career
-clinging to old viral moments for notoriety
-hates rogs
-desperate to stay relevant (41 years old)
-shills shitty merch

[tom cruz @cuentamorida00]

Hay algo muy de Messi en la sonrisa de Hitler

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 @fiago7]

I don’t get it 😭

[SocratesFootball @ThinkerFc]

We stopped playing Akinator in 2016 unc

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Florentino Perez: “I signed Cristiano, Zidane, Figo.

The player is in that CATEGORY in his POSITION.”

[SocratesFootball @ThinkerFc]

Kane is playing that 2030 WC boy

[Avazbek @RMA_Bek]

first dance & last dance.

[Avazbek @RMA_Bek]

first dance & last dance.

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@CuleFermin No guy is getting "Hey" in this bitch

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@real_fanJunior You lucky you repping My goat diaz unless

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How am I finding this now

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Desiré Doué watching his brother Guéla Doué score for Ivory Coast against his country!

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Someone please tupac this guy

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Blueface tells Adrien Broner his plans for his son’s 18th birthday

“When my son turn 18, I'm getting a prostitute and we f—king her together”