Thinker at the Gates

Writer. Thinker of Things. I’m sitting at the gates of Hell. Below are some thoughts. See more thoughts at Substack and Medium

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Is it just me or is it weird and funny that gasoline is one of the only products that inspires no brand loyalty whatsoever. Its main considerations for consumption are locality and price. "Is there a gas station nearby?" and "Is it cheaper than the next-nearest gas station?"

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1938 CNN headline:

How do Czechoslovakians feel about Hitler’s proposed annexation of their country?

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More shots were fired by law enforcement at Renee Nicole Good than were shot by law enforcement at the Jan 6 insurrection.

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Indiana just voted no on redistricting.

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Why don’t we save future historians and pundits a lot of time and energy and all just agree that everything bad through 2050 is Biden’s and Mayor Pete’s fault?

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@SecDuffy Why don’t we save future historians and pundits a lot of time and energy and all just agree that everything bad through 2050 is Biden’s and Mayor Pete’s fault?

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@matt_vanswol This was supposed to be impressive at a Trump rally, but not an anti-Trump protest?

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The Autopen is probably getting quite a workout these days.

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Remember how everyone was freaking out about Biden being old because he might die in office?

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They’re finally releasing the Pete Rose files!!

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@ScottAdamsSays He’s basically a guy that spends way too much time watching clips of black people on social media, and now wants to mansplain/boy-bitch about it. Not seeing the talent here.

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Trump’s crackdown on littering seems to be going well.

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I never even noticed the old hobo staring at me as I pulled into a Cracker Barrel parking lot, but now I’ll never get him out of my head.

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I’d like to know how much Charlie can bench press.

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I don’t understand how they can be out and about with all the crime in liberal cities.

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@IngrahamAngle I don’t understand how they can be out and about with all the crime in liberal cities.

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Yes, if you love hearing weird bullshit about grass.

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By treating D.C. so disrespectfully, MAGA is simply accelerating its statehood.

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So now I’m supposed to be outraged about a male cheerleader. Got it.

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@OliLondonTV So now I’m supposed to be outraged about a male cheerleader. Got it.

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The Deep State must not be very “deep” if they’re out in public tossing sandwiches at police.