Homer Simpson

The intellectual mind of Homer Simpson.

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I see the glass as being nine-eighteenths empty...

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I sit like a pretzel stick...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I can't tell when Bleu Cheese spoils...

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I think that there should be skim milk chocolate...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I wonder if Confucius ever quoted anyone...

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I'm looking for a two-player version of "Solitaire"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I think that great-aunts should be called, "Grauntma"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I wonder if Dave Matthews refers to himself as African-American...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I think that the word "poopy" should really be spelled, "poo-pee"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I would like to create a restaurant where none of the food requires an eating utensil of any kind, and name it, "Finger Foods"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I think that the phrase, "Playing Catch" should really be changed to "Playing Throw"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I think that "the camera" only adds one-quarter pound to babies...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I want to know what window shades are called when they are open...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I want to know if the symbol 'TM' is trademarked...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I think it would be cool to have the last name, "President" and be addressed as "Mr. President"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I think that I may have dyslexia because I keeps thinking that today is Cinco de Mayo...

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I am perplexed, because the majority of Facebook profile pictures display the fronts of users' faces...

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I am celebrating "Cuatro de Mayo"...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I don't think that safety pins are all that safe...

[Homer Simpson @ThinkingHomer]

I would like to know how many days it took to build Rome...