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BUY CROOKED ROW WATERMELONS

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I’m a sucker for making bad ideas into good times

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Man I’d sure hate to own a business in Minneapolis rn

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Metropolitan 🤝 Middle of
Gf. Nowhere bf

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@TheDrake_Jones Based on this I should’ve been 6’4 in 6th grade

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@docholliday1797 Slingshot, make it flashy

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I be farting today frfr

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An ice chest and a thunderstorm. That’s what life’s about

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@kathasty You know the weather is nice when your barber offers you a beer as you walk in at 1:30

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I want one of those laptop mounts like cops have. I already work out of my truck, I might as well make it my office

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My chainsaw broke while I was clearing my lake lot for Easter lunch tomorrow. So I took the obvious solution and went ripped the rest of the limbs off like a koala on meth

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Muhfuggin whataburger yaknowhatimsayin

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Louisiana’s only hope

[Cory Smith @wxcory]

So I have an idea for this hurricane season:

[Cory Smith @wxcory]

So I have an idea for this hurricane season:

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“I can’t drink like I used to”
- 20 year olds from small towns

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

Bull Assault Bull

[Just Mike @MMarchant96]

“Yeah i ate”

The food:

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Y’all heard the woman

[m i k a l e e @mikaleemargaret]

Dad bods will forever and ALWAYS be the move

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I was born to die and anything that happens in the meantime is purely circumstantial

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@joeelllaa I don’t believe you tho