Jefferson Avenue

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@yumtapwater This app is meant for being rancid. If you want an attempt at discourse switch to Threads or something. Twitter is for the scumbag thoughts.

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Some say Twitter will end in fire,
Some say in ice.

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@passtherocke Just all shoulders and hips and nose and throat

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@passtherocke Why is Adam Drivers body so weird

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@247sports77 @iluvektar100 He got ridden like a fixed gear bicycle on Open Streets.

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@247sports77 @iluvektar100 Toppers was gang raped on the parkway under the Lake Street bridge. He’s traumatized and doesn’t know how to express it. Leave him alone.

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Kinda feels like the nuclear family is a scam. It should be one big tribe and when your mate starts getting on your nerves you start sleeping in a different hut and nobody knows who their dad is and everyone takes care of the kids. Parenting + monogamy is too goddamn much.

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Entering middle age is becoming the loser uncle you never liked.

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Malaise, depression, anger, frustration, I can do those all day every day. I am so sick and tired of feeling like shit all the time.

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Do happy people just wake up every morning and decide to be happy? That can’t be it, right? Cuz every time I decide to be happy I get maybe 45 minutes before I hate my life and self again. I just don’t get it. My whole life I have been unable to sustain a state of happiness.

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I am so fucking miserable.

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Clearly the children instigated the situation.

[Kate❤️‍🔥💕 @katee_K1]

A crisp evening in Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania. Manda Haines held her two young children’s hands as they stepped into the crosswalk. In seconds, former sheriff’s deputy Gunner Vuocolo’s car slammed into them, sending little Raelynn and Eli flying through the air like broken dolls. Their screams tore through the street as they hit the pavement.
Manda rushed to her injured babies, confronting the man who hit them. Raelynn, who once dreamed of becoming a police officer, is now terrified of cops. The family’s trust is shattered, their sense of safety gone forever.
Vuocolo faced charges — reckless driving, endangerment — but on April 28, 2026, he quietly entered a diversion program. No trial. No conviction. No criminal record. He walks free.
A mother’s plea for justice went unanswered. Two children’s lives forever changed, while the man who hit them faces zero real consequences.

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It’s cool. We made up.

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Having a four year old fucking sucks sometimes.

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Having a four year old fucking sucks sometimes.

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The kids had a rough night, and as such, my wife and I neither fucked nor sucked.

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@BiancoDavinci I’m sure the bussers love it

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@anxietymsgs The first two thirds of 2007

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@mountainpilled 1. Are they putting in effort?
2. Is the sex great?
Yes to both and that’s really all you can hope for in life.

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Mason Jennings’ The Field

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@ALEXAGY0 Worse version of yourself getting stuck in a rut cuz you’re too high to care.