Brian Carson

an Autosexual that's afraid of my own butthole. Gay adjacent. Christian. pronouns Fag/it. Anti-anal.

[LFR Family @LFRFamily]

Black People BORN with SWAG and now White People Mad.

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@madz_rus @HumdardAlfaaz @grok Cause we like em

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@jymmthomas @ZASpookshow It's golden ticket winner Jack Shaw

[NinersShowYo @NinersShowYoo]

🚨 “Are yall f*cking stupid? Stupid f*cking calls”

— TJ watt takes the mic and SLAMS the coordinators in the booth upstairs. 🫣

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Aaron Rodgers: "What the fuck?! Call it!"

Mike McCarthy: "Fuckin asshole."

[Swerve Eliteland @IamAllElite]

Jon Moxley and orange Cassidy did the thing ❤

[JMac | Ball Up🏀 @Gameis_gameLFG]

CAITLIN CLARK REALLY SAID "FUCK YOU THINK THIS WAS" TO CANDACE PARKER😂😈

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@_brownie0_ Oh I'd be cool with that, it's a delicacy down here in the south

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

He was calling a foul? The fan thought it was a foul and she got him called out. You are kicking fans out for be into the game? This is insanity.

[High Times @HIGH_TIMES_Mag]

Not all heroes wear capes ❤️

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

Satan:

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrum9wvr]

Tulsi Gabbard was spotted entering the White House moments ago and the video is going very viral for a reason nobody expected

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@mewithoutYou The trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@AB84 @itsLexisWilson @bunniemma All "yall" care about is dope and pussy.

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@ThrillaRilla369 Taco bell for me

[𝙹.𝙼.𝙺. 🎃 @TradJackBurton]

This might be gayer than Pete Buttigieg.

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@MankusMagnum @eatinerni Goddammit you beat me to it haha

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@chefsevenn Salt, pepper, bacon grease, beef bouillon

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

The reason we know Lindsay Clancy was a leftist is because she forced her kids to do a George Floyd impression

[Brian Carson @ThirdEyeBrian]

@michaelmalice Brilliant Mr. Malice, just Brilliant