Lucas DeWoody

Forever horny scorpio. Tulsa's mighty Cthulhu beard. Spreading pinball love across Tulsa in 2021

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@Todd_Spence It’s gonna be gutted for its IP library.

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@dwts_babe I fucking cried. We ALL love Tom. Bring back the results show with him hosting it. We love you, Tom. Forever.

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@DrewDisneyDude I cried so hard. Tom is a fucking legend. That was magic. They really did put the show back together. It feels like home again. I didn’t realize how badly I missed it.

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@Steveosparks2 @VZnet they very much fixed it and put everything spiritually back together. It’s quite wonderful again. In a way that very rarely happens as shows age. They listened and gave us what we want. It feels like home. I didn’t realize how much I’ve missed it. Seeing Tom was so special.

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@insidemanifest 111

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@grantkirkhope @mariotwtconfess Yasssssss

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@Sean_Zittel Everyone kisses the ring eventually. You’re watching the fall of everything.

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@reigns_era fuck those women killing turban fucks. Every other Mania is gonna be Vegas/Saudi.

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@DanteOnDeck Billionaires don’t care about anything but profit. They don’t care about anything. That money will never fill the hole in their soul.

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@GamewithDave Before smart phones ruined our lives.

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@crystalkingpen @TripleH @TheAJMendez Miserable assholes gotta be miserable no matter what golden egg they receive.

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@TEAdvocated @Evo @qiddiya Welp, get ready to see the entire LGBTQ fan base banned from competition. They won’t be able to go to Saudi Arabia for tournaments without literally getting killed. Fuck @Evo

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@EliteClubS0B Randy. Period.

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@MissBeck12 @SeaeyesTri Your god is a bastard, so hell yeah.

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@BeatsMarcy Mark Henry’s job is to sit on the porch and say whatever Triple H tells him to say. The definition of a sellout.

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@LeBroncic_SZN @starwars @DisneyPlus Goddamn, you people fucking hate everything

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@LonelyGoomba Nintendrones are so sad, dude. It’s a fucking video game. You’ve got two very different AAA kart racers. Best double up since 1997 with Diddy Kong Racing & Mario Kart 64. You could be thankful, but you’d rather worship at the altar of your chosen church — Nintendo.

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@DrainBamager That pop will live forever.

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@charliekirk11 Descendants of slave owners stroking their cocks on society and making everyone tell them how big it is.

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@GamewithDave A good one