Timmy at Pete's

Formerly @Bweezysbeard

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@Gandhiki def not in cricket. They use one ball for the whole match.

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Machi will get Vogey's W but you know who did the job.

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Hunter Pence sends a thank you card for inviting him to your birthday party.

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Hunter Pence folds his roommate's laundry that was left in the dryer.

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Hunter Pence thoroughly rinses the dishes before he puts them in the dishwasher.

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The #SFGiants should be starting the second game of a doubleheader right now. #LetsPlayTwo

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@erikmal I think I may have been 10,000. A completely arbitrary number.

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@ThinTim Put Utley on the charter home.

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So does Utley just fly back to SF with the team?

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#HunterPercent

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@ReaLZ1 @DamonBruce

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@KevinShockey Solid frickin tweet by Momma Punto, though. #oldboobs

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Timmy's back. #fuckyeah

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OMG Blanco You Guys

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Blanco needs to start flopping to look for a penalty kick.

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.@SFGiants Someone in section 314 rows 5 or 6 let a terrible fart and it's making this game worse than it already was. Should I text 69050?

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Mexico is making the most of the gift we gave them.

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I

I believe

I believe that

I believe that we will win

I believe that we will win

I believe that we will win

#USA #USA #USA

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Fantastic use of the referee's foam line.

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Paging Marco Scutaro. Marco Scutaro to the white courtesy phone.