Mary Frances

Chaos Coordinator 🙈 and surviving parenthood one 💩 diaper at a time.

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

If you enjoy waking up whenever you want having kids is not for you.

#ItsTooEarly #GoBackToBed #MomTired #Parenthood

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

I just got hit in the head with a shoe from my toddler sitting in the backseat 🙄

#MomLife

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

My kids are driving me bat shit crazy today.

I’m done.

I’m listing them for sale on Etsy.

Any takers?

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

I miss the good ol’ days when I could go to be bathroom in peace. 😭

#MomOfThree #ThatsMyNameDontWearItOut

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

How’s my day going?

Well my toddler has decided to lock me and his brothers out of the house and stand inside giggling at us 🙄🤬

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

Worst game ever that my toddler likes to play.

Hide and seek with his milk filled sippy cups.

#MomLife #WhereIsIt

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

My kids like to help me clean the bathroom.

And by clean I mean, make sure I have to mop it every night after bath time 🙄

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

@HemingwaySister 13 years and 3 boys later, still going strong 💪🏼

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

I like to think I’m a good mom and killin’ it at this parenting thing.

But then my 11 yr old sets me straight and tells me he doesn’t know how to peel a banana today 🤦🏻‍♀️

The struggle is real.

#MomLife #IveNeverBeenProuder

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

@daddysdigest

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

How much cream cheese do you want on your bagel?

Me: so much that you can take a dental impression after each bite.

#GetInMyBelly

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

@KeelaMuller Right!?! I thought we were in the clear. We’ve all been battling it for over a week now 😫

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

Just disinfected the house and quarantined 11 to his room since he’s the only one still showing signs of the stomach flu 😷

H just text me from work & said he’s 🤮 twice and has the 🥵🥶

Told him to bring home sanitizer and he’s required to shower in it every 5 minutes.

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

I’m immediately regretting letting 2 eat saltines in my bed and while watching Toy Story.

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

The world is a little darker without this bright soul. He is surely missed.
#JessRoskelley #Alpinist #TheNorthFace

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

@misguidedgent My brother used to torture me with dueling banjos 🙄🙉

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

When people hear that I have three boys, they always say something like “oh, that’s gotta be so much fun”

Yes because stepping in every time I walk the bathroom is so much fun 😖

[TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad]

(New co-worker looking at a picture of my children)

Coworker: Aw, look at those little angels

Me: Tiny raptors is probably a more accurate description

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

I don’t recommend it but if you’re ever looking for a way to kick start your weight loss plan I suggest getting the stomach flu.

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

I’m fairly certain my children have plotted a scheme together to make sure that there is absolutely no chance of us having anymore kids. 🙄

#AloneTimeWhat #PerfectTiming

[Mary Frances @ThisBoyMomsLife]

@iamalmostlegend