Drew Johnson

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

YAS. DRAG ME, MORTGAGE CALCULATOR.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@FireConf Nope

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

Succession Season 4 looks like it’s gonna be good

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

Hey cryptocurrency, knock it off

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@ChicagoFire @XS_11official Yes! Welcome to Chicago!

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

It should be illegal to play Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now” inside a nearly empty Chipotle next to a hospital during the winter.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@PodcastTheRide Would love to see Peter Sciretta as a guest. Maybe another Downtown Disney Ordeal?

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

The Immersive Van Gogh Exhibition will start replacing Starbucks inside Targets in 2022.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

The Immersive Van Gogh Exhibition is secretly being produced by Shen Yun.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

The Immersive Van Gogh Exhibition is the Spirit Halloween of art exhibits.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

There are now more Immersive Van Gogh Exhibitions than escape rooms in this country.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@thebestiespod Need For Speed: Underground, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2003, Medal of Honor: Rising Sun, Star Wars: Battlefront

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

Having worked with children for the past two weeks, I know one thing for sure:

The definitive sound of this young generation is a perpetually 100% full Hydro Flask getting knocked over and slamming against the ground.

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@landreerfleming @YouSimplyMust Love you too, Lando!

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

I've put my heart and soul into every one (...OK, most. Many?) of the 234 episodes of You Simply Must over the last 5 years. Tomorrow, the podcast ends. Join us as we sail into the West.

[You Simply Must Podcast @YouSimplyMust]

This is it. The final episode.

Tune in tomorrow to hear a jam-packed jumbo-sized farewell episode--featuring guest appearances, returning segments, and more!

[Carmen Christopher @CarmChristopher]

I like NY cause you could dress cool like Clockwork Orange - I like LA cause you could dress like Shaggy from Scooby Doo - I like Chicago cause you can wear a Bears jersey to a funeral

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@Johnny2Tone @landreerfleming @MrAndycameron

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@MrAndycameron @landreerfleming I third Ted Lasso. And also, TASKMAAAAASTER!!!

https://t.co/2qvnlvecEw

[Drew Johnson @ThisDrewJohnson]

@spikevegeta For sure. Let’s just pretend like the first 15 minutes of the half didn’t happen.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

you: this is the lowest spot of the pandemic yet. almost a year of isolation, weather too bad to go outside, no energy, can't sleep
all your friends: that sucks! we were talking about this at dave & buster's last night (safely)