Dumbass Dad!

@ThisDumbassDad

I worry about my kids...

Joined May 2013

163 Following

41 Followers

7 Posts

almost 5 years ago

#btc to the moon 🚀🚀 86367

almost 5 years ago

#doge to the moon🚀🚀 85639

over 12 years ago

I can hear my daughter moaning in her bedroom.. She must be really sick! Good thing her boyfriend's in there caring for her!

over 12 years ago

My mail woman has been acting weird lately! She always asks if she can touch my package.

over 12 years ago

I heard my daughter say she got fingered by her boyfriend. He must have been really mad to flick her off!

over 12 years ago

I heard my son's girlfriend scream "Oh God!" in his bedroom upstairs. I'm so glad he found a good religious girl!