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GET CRASHED

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"you'll want to take your hat off around her. yeah I don't know what it is but she really doesn't like people with hats."

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need a girl that unpredictably bites people like a rescue dog with a mysterious past

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shawty got an ass so fine it makes me want to kill myself

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my ego says I've never been ghosted on hinge and that all the girls who stopped messaging me actually just died

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taxes are so adultslop

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smoking while laying in bed sucked until I started wearing my Cig Bib and now I effortlessly ash right onto my chest

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(me eating my third handful of cat food): "it's giving cat food"

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so embarrassing. just accidentally sucked bro's hog for a solid 10 minutes on game night. I thought it was a beer.

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can't wait to get my fake ID that says I'm 35 and use it to run for president

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I just know I'm going to fall in love with the mayor someday bc the key to my heart also happens to be the key to the city

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MK-Ultra? More like OK-Ultra, because that shit was just alright. Could have been better. Meh.

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toilet starts making noise while you're sitting on it? don't worry, that's just the butthole-biting fish working its way up the pipes.

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my hat is so cool it makes everyone want to kill themselves

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oh you like good music? that's too bad. I only listen to music that's terrible.

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how do I subtly tell my girl that I want her to stretch and fold it like she's an industrial taffy puller

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I can sleep anywhere, not just on planes and that casual shit. catch me snoozing longways across the top of a chain link fence.

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The government hopes you enjoy your new state-provided housing located in scenic Cockroach Alley!

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if the other animals on the african savanna knew they were selecting us to evolve towards ai-generated mobile game tik tok ads then maybe they'd have done a better job of eating us to extinction

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The duties and powers of the SCIA remain unclear, but the president briefly commented saying "Nobody has anything to worry about, especially not black people or Latin American countries. You guys are the safest of them all."

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Amidst controversy over ICE and executive overreach, federal judges entirely miss President Trump's formation of new government entity "the Super CIA."

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"It just slipped right past us," says one judge, "we definitely would have challenged that if our hands weren't already so full. God dammit."