Writer, filmmaker, creator of My Soundtracked Life, the Soul Trippin' Vlog and the Sarcastic Distractions Podcast. If its not funny, you're doing it all wrong.
In honour of receiving my divorce papers being finalized, I thought I would share a journal entry I wrote a few months after she went to treatment as some food for thought.
If you can't read my chicken scratch, let me know.
#happilydivorced
@Splitgate This sucks you guys have to deal with this, but appreciate keeping us in the loop! Looking forward to kicking ass once it's online again! Keep up the good work!!
@amazonca, any reason as to why you would falsely charge me shipping on an order, tell me to contact you to have it reimbursed, only to tell me that it's non-refundable when I do?! #predatorybusiness practices. #scamazon
Done with the gifts and ready for the laughs? Come check out our new episode of Sarcastic Distractions to get you through the day!
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@MissGinaDarling The best rip I can provide is, don't fall and crack your head open! π
But seriously, don't be afraid to wear a helmet. And you can learn like the kids here in Canada do:
@TELUS, 2 hours and 40 minutes on a call with support, only to receive no help and hung up on and told to call back tomorrow. I know you guys are busy, but this is the worst customer service experience
With a chainsaw or a feather? How do you deal with life's inconveniences? Check out the latest episode of #sarcasticdistractions as The Gentlemen's Society of Podcasting discuss how not to be a dick and other inconveniences premiering today at 3!
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Does anyone remember laughter? In case you forgot, check out the latest episode of @SarcasticDistr1 as The Gentlemen's Society of Podcasting have a hilarious Distracting Discussion on the latest episode of Sarcastic Distractions premiering later today! https://t.co/mlejQjWp7G
In light of all the excitement today, come get distracted with The Gentlemen's Society of Podcasting as they discuss all things #HalloweenCostumes on the latest episode of Sarcastic Distractions available now! @SarcasticDistr1@aomdoa@drummeraj_81
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Hey @Costco members, if you're driving around the Costco parking lot on a busy Saturday or Sunday, please do your best to slow down and not hit the cart staff with your vehicle. I know we can all be in a rush, but no one wants to be rushed to a hospital. Respect your environment.
@madamcolebaybay That's a 1000% a crime and why we have a legal age of majority, to differentiate between minors and adults. If someone is trying to tell you that it should be OK, it could be they're trying to justify it...
@nineinchnails I can earnestly say I listens to this album at least once a day every day the year of its release. By far the most influential record in my musical journey. And now I own it on vinyl.