Saba

6’4! Priceless Ambitions! Arsenal!❤️

[Saba @ThisIsAlhassan]

Please forgive me and ask Allah to have mercy on me.

[don corleone @azzmafia]

what if u die tonight?

[Saba @ThisIsAlhassan]

Literal Mama for the boys wallahi

[segun. @tuasegun]

i no dey give you expo jor

[Chachi @___Chachi]

When my grandpa died in 2019 at the age of 90, some of my friends came around to console me. Yusuf casually said to me, “Omo, this una grandpa chop life! 90 years? The man fit don reduce your papa’s age.” 😂

Fast-forward to 2024, I lost my father at the age of 50. They all came around again to condole with me. The moment Yusuf opened his mouth, everyone shouted, “Yusuf, don’t say anything stupid!” 😂

Then he said, “This time, I have good news. Chachi, you will live long.” 😂We all burst out laughing.

That’s how men become. Even in the middle of the toughest moments, somehow, someone will always find a way to make everyone laugh. 😂

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Glc driver automatically means ‘Better Man’

Pure and applied Airheads

[N🍸 @unosipho_m]

it gets worse I promise.

[Saba @ThisIsAlhassan]

I’ve watched too many serial killer documentaries to just assume this nigga just goes about with an axe in the trunk of his car for no reason at all

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Je pense sincèrement que le gars avait la tronçonneuse dans son coffre depuis à peu près 13 ans et demi et qu'il attendait juste cette occasion là 😂🤣😂🤣👌

[S V 🏆 @Sup3rbobb]

Club record sale but the sale is my firstborn child

[DimezIsDope™ @DIMEZZ]

You not that nigga then.

[Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2]

You should thank God Putin isn't Netаnуаhu.

[jade ྀི @sweetxreader]

ça c’est une maman qui souhaitait devenir maman, c’est beau purée

[KMc @KieMc6]

You can be going about your life peacefully and then just have it taken away because dickheads like this exist. It’s get me mad you know!

[bnuuy @myuleeee]

i hate when my stomach is growling like bro u have 20kg of fat to snack on

[S E G O @MasegoPhiri13]

"By the time you've done the undoable, you'll see how the anger will just depart from your body and leave you to yourself"

[Hunter @271k_only]

Pedophiles

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

The worst creatures on the face of this earth.

[Stephen. @stephenoflyf]

Tell a babe you like her and you're down for something real, she will expect you to carry everything and not even reciprocate a little bit.

If he hasn't texted in four days, it means you haven't texted him in four days too.

Put in a little effort as well.

[Saba @ThisIsAlhassan]

🤣🤣🤣

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Opeyemi Famakin shared an interesting encounter from his hotel, where he ran into a couple and exchanged pleasantries.

According to him, the woman mentioned she bought Dangote Refinery shares worth 100 million naira and assumed he had bought his too. She also noted that close friends of Dangote have already secured the majority of the refinery shares, which are sold in dollars.

[44 @FgsBall]

Na when he still dey unfold Nepa go take light.

[Rash @rash_SV]

I want this motherfucker to die a very horrible, slow and excruciatingly painful death.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

The American mind truly cannot comprehend how many 9/11s we've inflicted on other people, people just like us, for no reason other than pure, wanton cruelty...