ThisIsDre

See, we goin body for body, I hand you a body, I'm probably a better masseuse
I really don't bother nobody, but they run it by me if I got to clear out the room

[ThisIsDre @ThisIsDre]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/hZYwhwlWOE

[THEY CALL ME BIG BELLY!!! @TeamTeddyRay]

Outta town niggas: Man this LA living finna be a breeze. Imma be living my dream bumping elbows w/ the stars in no time

6 months later:....

[IncarcerNation.com @IncarcerNation]

🚨🚨🚨6/14/2026: Police opened fire into a moving vehicle at a Walmart parking lot, killing 1-year-old Cohen Wiley inside. Reason: Police felt the woman in the car was shoplifting diapers. The woman is critical. Two LEOs involved. Details in link.
https://t.co/oUhLmjllj4

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Chud The Builder’s bond has been revoked by the Davidson County Tennessee Judge after the investigator displayed footage that allegedly shows Chud shooting Fox before ever being attacked. 😂🫵🤡

[Tina Yazdani @TinaYazdani]

NEW: we’re learning more about the cost of “Protect Ontario” ads to taxpayers.

FOI records show the cost for just one ministry to produce & run them last year was nearly $10 million.

The total the Ford government has spent across all ministries is expected to be much higher.

[Josh Isaacs @JIsaacs_91]

@TMZ

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.

Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yeah cus its not 300 mil but 300 BIL

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

So glad he’s getting excellent government funded care after spending his entire political career trying to block everyone else from having the same.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives? 

DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.”

Deposing Attorney:  Did you reduce the federal deficit?

DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.”

Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions?

DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦‍♀️

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

BREAKINGNEWS: Art of the deal. Iran says Trump agreed to 300 billion to rebuild Iran. 24 billion in frozen assets to be released. Iran claims some of that money has already been handed over. Jesus this is a mess. 🚨

[Jedi @dhe3g]

While everybody was focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Why are they so violent? Lock these thugs up!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[LeftSideOfHistory @leftsidehist]

Remember all the chat last week about how white people don’t randomly stab people on the street?

[Sam Witwer @SamWitwer]

Yeah. We're really killin it.

[AbsoluteAutism @AbsoluteAutism]

The note of all notes

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

"Can I borrow..."