This is Lady D

Is it just me or ...?

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So like ... I’m sitting around, eating a spicy chicken dish and wondering why #KFC have never created a meal called (wait for it) ...... Burny Saunders!!!

Hahahahahahaha sigh ... I kill me.

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@JHBWater there is a serious sewage leak on Catalenti Drive near Chaplin Road in Rand Park Ridge.

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@Sixty60_Tweets do you have gift vouchers a person can send to someone to give them a credit on their 6060 account?

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@VFSGlobal I hope you can help? I am going on holiday to the Netherlands on 14 June for two weeks. But I have just found out that I need to be in Spain on 14 May for four days. How do I go about applying for a visa or visa for this?

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@JHBWater ref 8006096491
The sewerage pouring out of the drain, has now shorted the power at the box nearby, and the houses around have lost power since last night. Please can this be escalated

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@RepeatMyError these guys are worth a follow @_NatParkService

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@CityPowerJhb your guys arrived to fix the issue and left without doing anything!! And then we get a message it was cancelled?!?!
I have logged another call.
WEVE BEEN OFF SINCE THIS MORNING!!!!!

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@CityPowerJhb please help. Our power has been out since this morning… Just the four houses on my corner.

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@CityPowerJhb the cable outside our house has short circuited at the joint. Your team came thru at around 2pm but now we are waiting for a contractor. We’ve been off since 11am. Still no contractor. We are not in the area that is off. Ref: CP2899773

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@TrafficRTMC are you open for license applications on public holidays? On woman’s day. Specifically your waterfall Park office. Thanks

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@CityPowerJhb EXPOSED OPEN WIRES! You keep on sending JOB COMPLETE but the wires are still exposed. Two dead birds electrocuted already. Will you pay attention if it happens to a child??? Ref 2808811

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@CityPowerJhb ref: CP2805293 temp repairs done 2 weeks ago but cables still exposed to public. Twice you’ve messaged to say job completed but no one has been. We’ve called but consultant said there was an error. Please urgently attend.

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When @Discovery_SA Bank says your browser needs to be updated BUT it has been updated? #DiscoveryBank

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@CityPowerJhb no power in sundowner, randburg

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@RepeatMyError Ernest Hemingway’s ‘A Farewell to Arms’ was first translated into Russian by Evgeniya Kalashnikova.

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In other news, the makers of Monopoly have removed the Racing Car character from the South African edition. Nobody can afford to use it anymore. #PetrolPrice

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@CityofJoburgZA I need to report a broken sewerage pipe - is this the correct account?

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@AbsaSouthAfrica Hello??? Any help with this?

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@AbsaSouthAfrica how do I apply for a replacement for an expired debit card. It says on the app but I can’t see where?

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@AbsaSouthAfrica Any help with this?

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@AbsaSouthAfrica

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@AbsaSouthAfrica I can't see the word CARDS. I have a Business Banking account. Is that the issue?