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@rocking_bob “Släpper” would be a good side project band name.

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@politico Walz is doing better.

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@politico Lovers love love letters.

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@KamalaHQ @jonfavs Hair weave from nine strands of used dental floss.

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@politico He doesn’t like cats because they scratch couches.

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@TIME Too scared to debate other Republicans, now this.

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@TIME AKA Bob Vance Refrigeration.

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@jerryjamesstone He’s been Mike Tysoned.

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@rainnwilson @shakira Rainn doesn’t bow.

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@Lloyd_Cole 40 years since “Rattlesnakes” was released and Eva Marie Saint, who is name dropped in the song, turns 100 today (July 4, 2024).

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@TransitionCLE Dog killer.

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@Mythical If it’s both of them, technically shouldn’t it be ‘Two Derholes’?

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@TIME Who blew who?

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@TheGoodLiars He’s got to be a bottom.

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@TheGoodLiars To the lady in the red cowboy hat: maybe Jeffrey Epstein is still alive and will happily accept Trump’s VP offer.

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@brianstelter @MichaelAusiello A 34 count swing.

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@joncoopertweets Big badunkadunk.

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@rachaelmbade @politico 34 counts count. Looking forward to the July 11th sentencing.

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@washingtonpost The “law & order” party lead by a convicted felon. 😂😂😂

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@EW Nothing original about her.