This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Edinburgh’s most emotional improv duo since 2018. Award-winning short film makers since 2020.

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A brilliant hour long set from Los Angeles’ Convoy at last month’s Edinburgh Improv Festival - https://t.co/N8EGk75gLb

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@gracejarvisohno Ironically, frazzled improvisers are constantly having “dildo” shouted at them when all they want is a suggestion.

[Winifred Beecher Howe @katemccabesays]

My friend’s Dad doesn’t know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.

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Can you wait for your next Nice Things show? You don’t have to wait long! 4.45pm on Saturday 2nd March - Tickets from the Scottish Storytelling Centre - https://t.co/7t8ZZOTr6v

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This is Busted now. We are getting closer and closer to the “old” version of the band who appeared in the video for “The Year 3000.” Only 976 years to go I suppose.

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Which is correct?

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How should we pronounce this Roman Emperor’s name? https://t.co/8pDQxm7TOB

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Roll up roll up! Steven and Charles are coming to the Glasgow Comedy Festival in March next year. See all the details and get tickets from here - https://t.co/xeSynZysne

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Think of it as an “assertive withdrawal” - https://t.co/B2k2DSIqVh

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We were confused by this sign, until we realised that it was a Pizza Hut… so that’s why the are apologising for being open.

[MC Hammersmith @mc_hammersmith]

New single! 🔥

MC Hammersmith - G.I. Joe

Available to stream NOW on all platforms! The first release from my debut album "Mother's Fettuccine" - out October 6th 2023.

Stream/watch the full version here:

https://t.co/4sRuEwcuqO

[Improv Cage Match @improvcagematch]

💌Friendship!💌

@couchimprov are chilling out with our friends @ThisIsNiceThing, nothing serious just relaxing. I mean, if you want to see some incredible #improvcomedy at #EdFringe2023 you're allowed to drop by and see us...
Subway Cowgate (Venue 56)
7:30pm
@TheFreeFringe

[It Just So Happened - an alternative history show @ItJustSo1]

It Just So Happened @EdFringe on Monday 7th August features guest panellists @AngusMaroon @CDundas and Aleksandr Popov with host @RichardPulsford.
On This Day themes / Edinburgh history
10:45 Hill St Theatre @HSTheatre41
Tickets: https://t.co/IyxaHbKOEP
#HSTFringe2023 #itjustso1

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Our flyers are ready. A totally different improvised comedy every night 19-27th August at 5pm in #BurritoNShake on South Bridge @TheFreeFringe We can’t wait.

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A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me.

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Are you the kind of person who starts planning your August in April? https://t.co/NogRxLhCOj

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Does First Direct’s definition of “a real person” include a puppet skunk?

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It was a real treat to play with the audience at @drygate tonight with our first show for the @GlasgowComedy Festival. We’ll be back next Saturday night (25th) again, but in the meantime you can catch us on Monday night with Yer Da in @OldHairdressers as part of @ImprovGlasgow

[Craft Beer • Brasserie • Peaks Bar • Events @drygate]

The Glasgow International Comedy Festival is upon us!
We have a great selection of shows for you to see. Book a table for food before the show and you can get 10% off your bill!

https://t.co/FNzFimit8Q

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We know that we’ve made it, because our poster is now in a toilet. Get your tickets (note: the show isn’t in a toilet) here - https://t.co/ZWD3C0whvT