Scott Wharton G.E.D.

Stand Up Comedian
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Alternatively would be cool to see you cover Dead & Co at the Sphere OR come check out the Austin stand up comedy scene

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@RealRossU would love to have you on my podcast in ATX

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You're now talking to the proud owner of a new flip phone

#EnjoyTheTrip #flipphone #thisisnotahashtag @ The Twilight Zone https://t.co/wOTaIUGFdd

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Just posted a photo @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/l42iT9z1BQ

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Just had the most amazing experience of my life seeing my favorite band live with these two beautiful souls and now I can die happy

#EnjoyTheTrip #tool #sanantonio #2022 @ AT&T Center https://t.co/omlcuJOXpG

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When Neil Young tells Spotify, "They can have Rogan or Young. Not both."

#EnjoyTheTrip #comedy #atx #atxcomedy #rogan #meme #neilyoung #skynyrd #thisisnotahashtag @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/0Hk7wpy3zz

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/lA2PrBwXGw

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When crickets tell each other jokes, they must assume it's going terribly.

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Just posted a photo @ Austin, Texas Y'all https://t.co/P2FOnguaKr

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/VzndAai4C8

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@CheyenneKasey_ The recent tornados are a result as well

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I'd say Christmas Eve shenanigans were a success. Hippy Holidaze to everyone!

#EnjoyTheTrip #MerryChristmas #Santa #mushrooms #thisisnotahashtag https://t.co/plCHBG5zNR

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@ElaniKitten This the one

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a Christmas movie!
#MerryChristmas
#blacktwitter
#IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture

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@ElaniKitten Idiocracy

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Send me pictures of your feet holding today's newspaper so I know you made it home safe #MerryChristmas #BlackTwitter

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"Man's maturity: to have regained the seriousness that he had as a child at play.” -Nietzsche

#EnjoyTheTrip #comedy #atx #atxcomedy #apple #pipe #knowledge #goodandevil #thisisnotahashtag @ Downtown Austin https://t.co/Ba92P8RCbR