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NOTHING IN THIS DUNYA IS SATISFYING

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

86% of the time I'm on this app is to ease my mind of stress and overthinking. If you can't be of help please don't stress me tf out.💌

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Portugal Sempre

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This subconsciously makes you drink more water than you should, a good thing tbf.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

At the beginning of this year, I wanted to find out how much water I’d drink over six months and eventually, a full year.

So I made a conscious effort to keep every single bottle of water I finished, even the ones I drank while I was out. I’d put the empty bottles in my car and bring them home.

Six months later, I’ve gone through 55 pack and 660 bottles of 75cl Aquafina, that’s a total of 495 liters of water.

Not bad at all.🙂‍↔️💧

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Nigerian women might not be for me.

[Faizan @AYYOBAMI2]

At some point in your 20s you’ll deep this p and never stress about moving to women again 😂

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

If I send you this just know that you are the first person I think of when I achieve something great.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Jürgen Klopp is the DFB's 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 to succeed Julian Nagelsmann as Germany head coach. Concrete talks are expected to begin soon. 🇩🇪🔥

Klopp holds a verbal exit clause with Red Bull, agreed with Oliver Mintzlaff, allowing him to leave for the DFB.

[@Plettigoal]

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

Força Portugal!!!

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

Gratitude is the best form of prayer tbf.

[Joshua Mike-Bamiloye @jay_mikee]

Mistakenly ask a toddler to pray:

“In Jesus name
Thank you for mummy
Thank you for daddy
Thank you for my brother
Thank you for my baby sister
Thank you for aunty Tola
Thank you for Uncle Niyi
Thank you for aunty Doyin
Thank you for uncle Martin
Thank you for Grandma
Thank you for grandpa
Thank you for… for…
Thank you for EVERYBODY!
Thank you for Adeola
Thank you for my friend, Jaden
Thank you for my friend, Toye
Thank you for my friend, Ire
Thank you for Mrs Funsho
Thank you for Mrs Franca
Thank you for…
Thank you for… forrrr…”

Mum: …in Jesus name we pray?

Toddler: in Jesus name we Pray

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

The last woman of a player is a winner

The last man of a whore is the loser

It is what it is.

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

At least the whole of Twitter gets to see how much of a PVSSY caps lock man is.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

Moment Odumodublvck Saw Blaqbonez & Spat on the ground 😳

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Ruger go just enter collect song from owner.

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@olivesforada He didn’t lie tbf

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Money always comes around, life doesn’t.

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga just wanna be financially free.

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@slayyyyyy_bishh Facxx

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

The beautiful thing about Victony is that it’s not just the snippet that’s sweet, I promise you the second verse is even more 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I hate the fact that once you question a Nigerian’s intellect their automatic response is to start comparing how much money they have to you. So because you’re rich you think you can’t be stupid?

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

It's another cold rainy day to remind you that some kids as young as 2 years, with their teachers, are somewhere in the forest in Oyo state with kidnappers. 😭

[¡ @ThisIsPypa]

@twitch_nigeria_ You just buttressed his point tbf