🅿️eezus The Ayatola

| I tweet what I like | tweeting all of this from my therapist's couch | ♓ | 🇿🇦

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

slandering and calling people with different views from you names, is just a reflection of the kind of person you are and I don't have to spell out what that kind is

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Kareoke will reset your soul, like for real for real... Do kareoke in your spare time, it comes highly recommended

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

⚠️ ALERT: COLDEST NIGHT SO FAR IN 2026 EXPECTED IN GAUTENG THIS EVENING 🥶

Vereeniging 2°C
Johannesburg 3°C
Pretoria 5°C

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Takes initiative ✅

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

We invited a candidate to an interview and sent him our meeting link.

The candidate rejected it and sent us his own meeting link that we should join him instead 😂😂😭😭

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

You call it mizing, I call it strategically disengaging without any further discourse

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Umsangano omusha, iflow ebhedayo

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

This is probably what people thought about online shopping in 1996

[𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐤 𝐧'𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢🇿🇦🇪🇸🇫🇷 @_davinny]

to me tyme bank e tshwana le pyramid scheme bc what do you mean you're a bank without a branch???

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

It's the beginning of June 2026 which means:
The year is halfway through
Winter is quarter to gone kanje 🚀
Less than six months to see J. Cole live

My intuition is indeed telling me there'll be better days

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Sometimes I think sitting on trains, every stop I get to I'm clocking that game, everyone is a winner, were making our fame, bona fide hustler making my name

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

VERY unpopular opinion: It’s okay to NOT want to be a manager. You can have a fulfilling career and never manage a single person.

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Snake

[🃏 @JakeRammos]

Delete one animal from earth

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Meet the parents
Song cry

[Truethingz™️ @Manlike_Solz]

name 2 JAY Z songs you like that’s not a feature, i need to check something?

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Happy Birthday Soso AKA Trendy, love 💕 The Broetjies (formerly known as the Braai Broetjies)

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Flag is op! PHAKAMISA!! 🖖

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Yup!

[Tebogo🇿🇦 @Teboho_McCoy]

Does anyone in the SA tech space actually use Spring Boot, or am I the only one? 🇿🇦👀

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Ada
Vb
And many more

[Kritika @kritikakodes]

Name a programming language without using the letter 'P', 'C' or 'J'.

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Iceman how you get so cold?

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Iceman, Tiffany blue stones

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Hennies looking like Twins, like they sing Shona phantsi

[🅿️eezus The Ayatola @ThisIsSaleni]

Broetjies outside, you know the vibe

[Rowan @knowRowan]

@ThisIsSaleni evidently not yet ;)