Mr.ShankItWithASpoon

Duquesne || Scottish Lord || Ordained Minister

[Mr.ShankItWithASpoon @ThisIsScheetz]

To make it easy for my future employers, here’s what you’ll find on my Twitter:

•A thread of my experiences working at Toys R Us
•Rants about the idiocracy of the public
•A picture of my foot

Questions? DM me!

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

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He’s looking for the ketamine

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Horse helping people in hospital

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And that’s why I took 3 attempts on the ethics annual learnings

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One thing about me - I can be bought

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I’ve been waiting 8 months for this

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One thing about me - I can be bought

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I’m back with a vengeance #MyXAnniversary

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@duolingo emailed me just to call me moldy

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Port Authority Bus No3414 is public enemy number 1 today

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Wandered into Sephora and body slammed the first 10 year old I saw holding drunk elephant

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We’re not skipping the greys musical episode in 2024

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@kellyclarkson is the real queen of Christmas

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I’ve finally got the shark

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Thinking about that Shark at IKEA

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pov: it’s November 1st

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If y’all see me licking the pumpkin foam off the lid…no you didn’t

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Me judging the people shopping for fall decorations at Michaels on a random Tuesday in August at 3:30pm

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If I add you on Snapchat, know that it was NOT on purpose and I accidentally clicked it when that stupid menu popped up after I opened the app

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My daily google search since July 5th

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

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Me 10 minutes into Ted Lasso and already tearing up