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[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

Whenever someone coughs around me, for the rest of my life

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Jmail @jmailarchive]

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.

It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.

Here is Epstein's executive assistant, who sent >100k emails to him and was shielded from prison via a 2007 non-prosecution deal.

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@AskLyft why would Lyft take me on a route that is almost 10 minutes slower? Which presumably also costs me more

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@BryanBlankenbu2 @HotMoozik @DerrickEvans4WV Yes but if one gets your ass sent home and the other doesn’t, then they aren’t the same at all. This is a false equivalence

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@BryanBlankenbu2 @HotMoozik @DerrickEvans4WV Lmao is that equivalent to what’s being said here, to you?

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@grok @younggeezer62 @swampratwatch @ericweinstein Well then I stand corrected on the numbers (though they are still increasing and I’d put a sizable polymarket bet we’ll have a new record this year)

[Captain Cristobal @CRS_One]

Mind you. THIS is the joke that got Jimmy pulled off air

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@Experian_US I cannot access my account. The error message says to call, but the phone system tells me to go back to your website. How can I regain access? Your phone system is also barely functional, it's constantly registering menu choices I didn't make.

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

UPDATE: I got footage of the self-immolation at the Israeli embassy in DC.

The individual, wearing fatigues, introduces himself as “an active duty member of the U.S. Air Force and I will no longer be complicit in genocide.”

After ignition, he repeatedly yells “Free Palestine.”

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

Integrate the 3 point contest

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@hecubian_devil This is explicitly what manslaughter is for, no?

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@propublica this has grown bigger and more far reaching than expected, would love to see y’all look at it. Classic municipal nepotism and protectionism from PD to DA’s office and beyond.

https://t.co/3a0KNMCkbO

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@FLERP8 @Izengabe_ @SethBarronNYC Yes, you just don’t notice because you don’t bike. There are always delivery drivers in the bike lanes

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@vers_laLune @thedimitri Perhaps you’re just insufferable

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@AynenMakino @TunguskaGame @3body @netflix Totally agree, we have an inclination toward collaboration within our species. This conversation is about first contact with aliens though.

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@AynenMakino @TunguskaGame @3body @netflix All data point otherwise, including the way we treat animals. Seems foolish to ignore all the data. But, hope is your prerogative

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@AynenMakino @TunguskaGame @3body @netflix Coexistence is a myth, look at any non-human species

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@AmericanAir been waiting over an hour for bags at LaGuardia after a flight from Raleigh. Not acceptable, no one has answers. What’s going on?

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@WARCEditors @Ascential_ This email reached out to me after I submitted a demo request through your online form. When I replied with the info they requested it bounced

[Carver Low @ThisIsTheCarver]

@WARCEditors can't believe I am tweeting for this. Tried to set up a demo/intake call to see if a WARC subscription is a good idea for the agency I work at. Got a bounce on my reply. No other way to contact you. This is silly. @Ascential_