I've been listening to this for twenty years

we say a lot...sometimes funny or political or elevated thoughts...sometimes we say these things to ourselves...sometimes to each other...and now here.

[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

I just had to Google how to open my sesame oil so I feel great #maruhonsesameoil

[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

My least favorite part #32 about trying to deal with a narcissist is when I start to doubt my behavior like how I always go to the worst scenario first because I've conditioned myself but even I think who could be so evil? @narcopathaware

[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

It's bizarre to me that there are people whose first @Alanis album wasn't Jagged Little Pill

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It's crazy how many "friends" I lost when I stopped drinking and now they stopped drinking and think it's crazy how many "friends" they've lost since they've stopped drinking.

[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

So. My 13 yr old says "hey mom! I spelled esophagus correctly on the first try today!" I ask why he was spelling that, he says "you don't want to know." Yikes! Right?!? He was talking about #MortalKombat. We were very different people at 13. #portlandteeninthe90s

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I'm not the only one that is almost 40 and still totally wants to fuck @justinbieber when he sings that #holysong with @chancetherapper...right? No offense...(hailey?)...I'm almost 40 I legit dont know #snl

[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

Never before has there been such an appropriate pairing. #DNDxNERDS #candy

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What is the "thing" where you psych yourself out about food and can't eat it anymore...I just made "beef" OUT OF flour and I bit into the "fat" part and almost barfed. It is FLOUR. I know this. This happens to other people right? #veganfood #seitan
@SmartLess @ArmchairExpPod

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[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

#hellamegatour #thisis40 @JuddApatow @GreenDay

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@ivnob Does not compute...

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@Sethrogen thank you for reminding me what the first time I smoked weed was like. #houseplant #Rainband

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”-C.S. Lewis

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@Stormof69 can we please talk about this? It's empty inside because it was stolen years ago. I kept the case in hopes of finding a copy but alas...here I am begging you to help me relive singing along.

[I've been listening to this for twenty years @ThisIsThirty9]

I wonder if my job will reconsider how many days I need to return to the office once they realize how often I audibly talk to myself in one day.

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@dustcakegirl What if I listen to Fiona Apple and read Sylvia Plath?

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@aplusk @stonercatstv @VitalikButerin Can you ask Mila where she got her sweatshirt?

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@jimmyfallon Kickball; like baseball with your feet, See also: Sports for adults to play poorly together #DescribeASportBadly

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It can't be menopause, I'm still young enough to have a geriatric pregnancy. #PlannedParenthood #fibroids #fibroidsaretheworst

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Trying not to swear...I just yelled "Farts in a Basket!" as an expression of disappointment.