Javier Jarquin

Tells jokes. Eats spicy food.
Creator of @RealCardNinja
One half of @JULcomedy
For booking enquiries please email [email protected]

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

I'd never done a tv studio gig. After a decade of grafting away in the UK I finally got the opportunity. Please RT
A massive thanks to @UTCArtistMgmt and @MoTheComedian for having me on @TheLateishShow
https://t.co/tI1ZumEWJb

[Comedy Carnival @comedycarnival]

International stand up comedy this Friday, feat. @Iansmithcomedy, @luketoulson, @ThisJavier, and @joshxhowie as MC.

Tickets: https://t.co/oqPRVneW3o
Doors 7:30pm - 8:30pm. Show 8:30pm - 10:30pm

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

Hello @vaillantuk. After trying to follow up on your engineer visiting us and Not fixing our problem, you told us that you need the report from the Field Service Manager which never came back. And when I try to contact you on your site I get this. What are we supposed to do?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

Me checking in on X every month.

[West End Comedy @ComedyWestEnd]

What we call in the business a "solid lineup" - including for one night and one night only, the new edge-lord provocateur MC Robyn Perkins

Future, equally as solid, lineups: https://t.co/MyqiVF5lVZ

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

Top 5 Reasons NZ Should Win the Rugby World Cup 🇳🇿🏉🇿🇦
#rugbyworldcup2023

[West End Comedy @ComedyWestEnd]

https://t.co/dWmZhKLg75

[West End Comedy @ComedyWestEnd]

What a week of comedy we’ve got lined up for you! Be sure to check it out 🔥✨

Doors 7.15pm | Shows 7.45pm
🎟 https://t.co/keGRbnxBRB

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

#RugbyWorldCup

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

Who else does this? #steam

[Bobby Mair @BobbyMair]

Revenge is best served cold ten years later

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

#nashvilleinconcert is a con 🙄

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

#pronouns

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

I'm now collaborating with @watchOFTV They filmed a comedy special with me in it (stayed tuned) and I now have a profile on there:https://t.co/bWrZByn8K3 I'll be posting content on there too (nothing sexy. Believe that).

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

Doing a Work in Progress show in London - Oct 26th at the beautiful @angelcomedy Bill Murray venue.
Tickets here: https://t.co/5Nb4v9nn8r

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

@virginmedia The 'help' page is no help as it sends me in circles. I need help about logging in and it keeps asking me to login which I need help with. Is it possible to talk to a human please??

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

@virginmedia I can't login to my VM account. It doesn't recognise my email even though that's the one where all my bills are going to. Please help?

[Hoxton Hall @HoxtonHall]

Like laughing but hate Mondays? Liven up your Monday with some comedy! Only Fans presents LMAOF with:
⭐️@AbbyWambaugh
⭐️@abigoliah
⭐️@JackHesterJokes
⭐️@joshuabethania
⭐️@SamPicone
⭐️@ThisJavier
⭐️Toussaint Douglass
⭐️Thomas Greene

🎟️£10 + a free 🍹
https://t.co/OO68QEQqm2