Jordan

*screaming*

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

CARLY IS CUMMING

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

I’ve seen 2 movies in theaters this year with Sarah Michelle Gellar. A sentence I never thought I’d type in 2026.

[Blumhouse @blumhouse]

Unprecedented. Thank you horror fans. This weekend and every weekend you show up in theaters

[snorling @sheanorling]

what should happen:
- studios promote young new directors
- smaller budgets
- less CGI, AI
- real movies produced with care, made by real people

what will happen:
- inde navarette funko pop
- OBSESSION cinematic universe

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

@gayoffthtequila Need a video tbh. For science.

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

@chema1194 An actual sentence out of my mouth

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

I bought 2 pairs of pants and 2 button down shirts today and I can feel the serotonin

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

The CUNTQUAKE

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

Love how many animatronics there are and that they kept the essence of the original music! Never thought I would see Maestro ever again 🥹💜💜💜

[Sally Dark Rides @SallyDarkRides]

TODAY is the day!! The GRAND OPENING of #PhantomTheater Opening Nightmare! 🎭🎶

Brought to life by #SallyDarkRides and #KingsIsland, this reimagined classic blends nostalgic characters, playful charm, and an interactive twist that puts you right in the spotlight.🔦

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

Maybe Stacy Kennison is right

[Variety @Variety]

Sandra Bullock says we have to make AI "our friend" and "lean into it":

"It’s here. We have to observe it. We have to understand it. We have to lean into it. We have to use it in a really constructive and creative way, make it our friend rather than — I mean, we have to be incredibly cautious and aware of it because there are people who will use it for evil and not good. But I do feel that there’s a place for it… it’s here. We have to just be friends in some dark way." (via CNBC)

https://t.co/qHGmVD0BwV

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

No. The chicken is too hot.

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

Noticing that Rose Byrne is in fucking Star Wars almost sent me into a coma

[Drag Doll ♥️ @DragDollCo]

Gays when they turn 30:

[esl @eslnxpu]

By your 30’s there’s a big drop off in the women that keep up with their little gay boys. But the ones that do are so powerful and insane.

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

I can’t believe Chappell Roan has killed 50 children

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

Kinda obsessed with Glenn Close

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

Passed /another/ kidney stone

[Vaughn Sterling @vplus]

I will never cut the cord. Television forever.

[Jordan @ThisJordanKing]

Okay but actually like what the fuck

[nadia @niclovsie]

tweety bird tweety bird tweety bird