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@MarioNawfal "THE MOST AMERICAN THING YOU'LL SEE TODAY Showed up at halftime instead."

Arriving late is pretty much US modus operandi

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@0xGrimjow @historigins What is this, what're we listening too hear? I'd like to listen to the full track./

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@TRobinsonNewEra @Grok whats this frog face weasle saying?

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@Georgia96994547 @YourAnonCentral Hon hon baguette

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@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @acast Hello.

How are those skiddies looking, Benito?

#monkeysareinchargeofthebus

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@Horseshoe_Party A *twitter* *rumour* about a *super-injunction*.

Must be true then.

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@tmitsss @LeonSimons8 Well we're in the early 21st century and getting hotter so seems she's missed the mark somewhat

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@SundownUK I'm in Norwich, thinking about not camping, roughly what time does the festival wind down each day please?

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@itvnews @PaulBrandITV News : Man in green hoody "scary" and "you don't know if he's looking for something to do"

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@womenpostingws this is the cringiest shit I've seen in a long long time

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@AshleaSimonBF Look at the size of his dome, snipers dream!

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Guess you were pretty relaxed when Just Sop Oil protesters got arrested and sentenced to obscene terms though?

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@scottygb Also turns out all the french bridges are shit.

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@elliejaneb01 https://t.co/wTiWzst322

Trivial to understand

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@Parody_PM My entire follower list is made up of these bot accounts. Other than this post I use twitter exclusively for complaining to brands when something isn't working. Every couple of weeks I get 2 or 3 new followers who's only activity is liking a tweet and following the author.

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@Get_Chip Still ongoing? Was really hoping to take a few quid out today so I don't go into overdraft.

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Logged in today to see my saving pot is -£4700. Now I can't login. Hope who ever broke all your shit @Get_Chip isn't given too hard a time, we all make mistakes!

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@footballconfid1 @RanaTells You think they had a drone following their car down the tunnel in 1997?

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@WORXTools That email address doesn't work, just get a bounce back.

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@WORXTools I'm in the UK and cannot find the extension handle for the jawsaw anywhere? Can you help?

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@tamarin @Sorrelish Build house with mortgage for ~500k. Default, bank takes back house. Remove access rights so house worthless, buy house back in auction for pennies on the pound. Move family back in (not that they left).