Teen Swag

I'm no secret. I'm just a teenager who tweets what's on her mind. I don't put up with drama, and I hope my tweets inspire, amuse, and entertain you. :)

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

#whitecollar

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

Texas weather: you fucking suck. Fuck you.
Love, everyone in Texas.

[Words @wordstionary]

"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption". #funnyfacts

[Caitlyn Chu @__ImADreamer__]

I keep checking my phone for missed calls or messages from you, but my screen always comes up blank.

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

That show "toddlers and tiaras" makes me want to cry. These parents are raising their little girls so be sluts and brats. Have a nice life.

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

If I've had a crush for years, how should I tell that person? :(

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

I'm a little insulted the only mentions I get are adds -_____- where's the love?

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

"If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river, at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song"

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

If I can't find a solution, I make one up. :)

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

Hicks are terrible about flushing the toilet -__- #EW

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

Wisdom does NOT come with age.

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

That awkward moment when the cashier asks you if you want to donate $1 to the cancer fund... And you say no. @OhWowThatsAwk

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

I need some followers :/

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

Cool story bro.

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

Ever get bored of the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over? Then follow me. I'm new :) <3

[bethan♡ @WoahThatQuote]

I'm hungry. 99% bored 1% actually hungry. #WoahThatQuote

[Teen Swag @ThisRingsTrue]

Don't worry if you're overweight, pimply, ugly, or dumb. You know there's someone out there who loves you #jesus