This_Bear

A bear trying to make his way in this world.

[Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest]

.@fedex Can you FedEx a bear?

[Todd Glass @ToddGlass]

Stop napping. Watch this video. Then go take a nap. http://t.co/PCEVCbr3

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

I am writing a movie set in a pre-apocalyptic future.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

RT @ScottAukerman: RT @earwolf: In case you missed it this weekend, @cyberthugradio got back into our studio. http://t.co/m40dARSu

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

RT @ScottAukerman Just a reminder that a lot of our #cdrauctions close starting tomorrow morning at 10am pacific! Don't get shut out!

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

Ok I'll say it: Fuck Yogi Bear and his new movie. That guy sold out the bear community long ago. Booboo is still my bizzle though.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

Got paw stuck inside camper's severed head again. I hate mondays.

[Big Aukerman @BigAukerman]

This bears retweeting @ScottAukerman WE ARE THE WORLD! Remember- you can buy the CD or donate directly to @lafoodbank at comedydeathray.com

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

I'm #thankful for honey, rainbow trout, berry bushes that don't have thorns, the 45 lbs I lose every time I hibernate and my iphone.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

RT @ScottAukerman Check out Ep 80 of CDR Radio with @MrAdamScott, @PFTompkins & James Adomian. Shit gets crazy and... MURDER IS AFOOT.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

Its my birthday today. Wife got me a fresh moose carcass. Kids got me an ugly tie. Some things never change, am I right?

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

RT @ScottAukerman If you like being attacked by a bear and getting into a fight with my mom, my dreams are where it's at!

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

Same goes for bad pun/animal twitter accounts RawrRT @BigAukerman Don't create three Twitter accounts from different times in your life[...]

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

RAwrrrRT @ScottAukerman Boardwalk Empire is great if you like looking at super-pale boobs!

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

#liesthatalwaysworked "Hey, there's no more honey in that bee hive." (then I totally eat all the honey that's left in the beehive)

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

I don't care what anybody says, that dude in Grizzly Man was a dick.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

Seriously folks, if one more person asks me if I shit in the woods, I am going to maul somebody.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

Getting fucking sick and tired of eating salmon every day....err I mean Rawwwrr.

[This_Bear @This_Bear]

RT @ScottAukerman Dear everyone: I know why it is called Mad Men. I am not an idiot.