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Academia + feminism + Imposter syndrome + #EDS. 💜💙

[retractable claws @This__is__fine]

I just got off the phone with my mom. My almost 80yo aunt could lose her foot. She has plaque build up and high blood pressure and pre diabetes. None of her 3 children stepped in before this point.

This is just reminder that our choices don’t guarantee our fate. 2/2

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Writing this more for myself than anyone. It’s Friday evening and I’m settled on the couch with my dog, a cocktail, faerie smut, and the new TS album on repeat. People say being child free is fun now but who’s going to take care when I’m older? 1/2

[Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter]

Me: Can I move this table?

Microsoft Word: Yes. I've also altered your margins, converted all "a" to $, printed page 4, and hidden one of your shoes. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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History will say they're ✨roommates✨

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Two rescue mama cats raising seven babies together

[tay @hairball1952]

happy international women’s day

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The realization that a 2014 article is now a DECADE old and quickly becoming unusable data

[Luke Beasley @lukepbeasley]

192 House Republicans voted against raising the minimum wage to $15/hour.

[hails @thehaileemurphy]

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

ronald reagan, usually

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One of the cool things about having depression AND anxiety is that you can hyperfixate and overanalyze things like the inevitable deaths of all your loved ones!

And that’s how I found myself drafting my mothers eulogy while brushing my teeth (my moms not dead) (not even sick)🫠

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The fact that my cat purrs while she watches me make her dinner is how I know she’s my biological child

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Giving my standard intro for correct citations to a new crop of research assistants today and they asked what I use. Tell me why I just confidently replied “I’m a @zotero girlie!” 🫠🫠

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This pigeon has been divorced twice and one died under mysterious circumstances

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When you’re extra fabulous..

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

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Sorry I can't work today, Mary Oliver said I have to watch the snow slowly and softly blanket the world in silence.

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Practical Magic (1998)

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

just girly things, england, 14th century

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

oh, to be a peaceful little plant sleeping in the ground

[retractable claws @This__is__fine]

This could be us but you playin

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

hanging out, antwerp, 1559

[Lego Grad Student @legogradstudent]

Definitely had manuscripts under review longer than this.