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If you want to get a close up of Johns crotch, go to thrustmasters twitch. lol it’s fitting.

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Making stressful memories for the most precious ungrateful children. 🥰

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It doesn’t take this long to buy a pillow johhhnnnn nnn

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Help im stuck at the mattress store super high and trying really hard not to get lost or fall asleep.

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John is sending me pics of amuse-bouche from Paris and I’m sitting here in the dark eating frozen pizza, pretending to be asleep so my kids don’t talk to me.

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@andrewgriesmann Apparently it was lightning strikes, it was an unusually hot and dry May, but then twitter was like “the government is telling lies!” So its been fun here.

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Told my kids they can’t skip ATLA intro until they memorize it.

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She’s going to high school WTF

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He comes up here serving me homemade crab rangoons in bed with my apron on. 😍

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@RogerCraigSmith Here is another tiny for your enjoyment. His name is Stephen.

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We prepped, we fuelled, we saw cool shit. Blink 182 in Montreal heyyyooo

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Neighbors come home

Dogs: bark bark bark ruff ruff ruff bark ruff bark bark bark

Someone breaking into our car

Dogs: snoring snoozles good sleep no worries no danger fun time happy dreams

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John decided to cast in the morning, in the office that we share. Where I am currently working.

The urge to let out a blood curdling scream or shit, piss, fuck, cunt, while he’s talking is sooooo strong. Idk if I can hold out.

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We are having FUN

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I bet the geese feel so stupid for coming back already.

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Ice stoooorrrm

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I want to thank Portuguese piri piri chicken for existing and the restaurant the opened up 5 minutes from my house.

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@JRTTVee @SPUNJ @Professeur_CS

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9 yr olds boyfriend just rvsp-ed for her birthday

11 yr old: He better not do anything weird.

9 yr old: He won’t, he listens to his girlfriend.

Me: wut?

9: HE LISTENS TO ME, MOM.

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