Daniel Thomas

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Hey Chief Brain could I get some more of that happy juice flowing through my brain tubes please sweet thanks

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

I have a girlfriend, Ariana.

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Anti-depression pills are just dick pills for your brain

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

You know that viral tweet that was like “what the *and I can’t stress this enough* actual fuck?”

I think about that tweet everyday

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Not to ruin your day but I just realized the 2010s decade will be over in 4 months..

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Donald Trump is an idiot.

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

@newtfinlen This will be a very original premise for a rap song. I’m not sure the people are ready for this

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994 and mass shootings dropped by 43%.

Bush and the GOP let the ban expire in 2004 and they went up over 230%.

#MassacreMitch

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Has being aware of current political situations always been this fucking frustrating?

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Take a look at this guy’s profile for a good laugh.

Yi i i ikes dude

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

When referring to the National Holiday that takes place on July 4th, do you call it:

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

⚪️ Agree
⚪️ Disagree
🔘 This a big reach dawg, chill.

[⧗ @natsdany]

natasha daenerys
romanoff targaryen

🤝

two of the most important women characters that two white male writers decided to kill off because they only served as a plot device to advance the stories of male heroes

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

No it does not?

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

@miacran My literal spoken response after trying it: “Wow, okay, yeah you were right.”

But that’s cool.

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Cersei after The Mountain YEETED Qyburn

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Hey mate you have great jokes but a stupid name

[Dan Thomas @DT1878]

@ruth1722 @CherryBinky @doglab The polar bear had an unfair advantage wielding what appears to be a long range powerful rifle and still died at the hands of a human, Thats why ruth.

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Me after watching the Battle of Winterfell:

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

All the hype and build up for that? Seriously? That was so underwhelming. I’m not even excited for the rest of the series.

[Daniel Thomas @ThisisDanPaul]

Hey, uhh, what the fuck, people?

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Sea Of Plastic’ Discovered In The Caribbean Stretches Miles And Is Choking Wildlife

THIS IS NOT OK! THIS IS DISGUSTING!

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