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I'm golden

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

This is what Ye tried to stop and they gaslit the world over it.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Love at first sight 😍

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Full list of Malami properties listed by EFCC’s interim forfeiture order marked FHCIABJ/CS/20/2026:

1. Luxury duplex at Amazon Street, Plot No. 3011, Cadastral Zone A06, Maitama, Abuja (purchased in December 2022 for N500 million; enhanced value: N5.95 billion).

2. Two-winged storey building at No. 3, Onitsha Crescent, Area 11, Garki, Abuja (formerly Harmonia Hotels Limited), purchased in December 2018 for N7 billion.

3. Plot 683, Jabi District, Cadastral Zone B04, Abuja, comprising a five-storey building now operating as Meethaq Hotels Ltd with 53 rooms and suites (purchased in September 2020 at carcass level for N850 million, with an additional N300 million paid to take possession; current value: N8.4 billion).

4. Property No. 3130, Cadastral Zone A04, Asokoro District, Abuja, comprising terraces, purchased in January 2021 for N360 million.

5. Meethaq Hotels Limited, No. 3 Rhine Street, Maitama, Abuja, with 15 rooms (purchased in February 2018 for N430 million; current value after rehabilitation: N12.95 billion).

6. Plot No. 1241B, Asokoro District (No. 11A Yakubu Gowon Crescent), Abuja, purchased in July 2021 for N325 million.

7. Shop No. C82, Citiscape-Shariff Plaza, Plot 739, Aminu Kano Crescent, Wuse II, Abuja, purchased in March 2024 for N120 million.

8. No. 4 Ahmadu Bello Way, Nasarawa GRA, Kano, purchased in December 2022 for N300 million.

9. Plot 157, Lamido Crescent, Nasarawa GRA, Kano, purchased in July 2019.

10. Plaza, commercial toilets, laundry, warehouses and tanks adjacent to Birnin Kebbi Market, valued at N100 million.

11. One hundred hectares of land along Birnin Kebbi-Jega Road, purchased in 2020 for N100 million.

12. Four-bedroom bungalow at Gesse Phase, Birnin Kebbi, purchased in 2023 for N101 million.

13. Shops A36 and B3, Vegas Mall, Wuse II, Abuja, purchased in July 2023 for N158 million.

14. No. 26, Babbi Drive, BUA Estate, Abuja, purchased in 2022 for N136 million.

15. No. 27, Efab Estate Avenue, 5th Avenue, 59th Crescent, Gwarinpa, Abuja, purchased in January 2016 for N120 million.

16. Four-bedroom bungalow with two-room boys’ quarters at No. 10B, Doka Crescent, Abakpa GRA, Kaduna, purchased in January 2018 for N40 million.

17. Plot No. 13, Ipent 7 Estate, Karsana District, Abuja, purchased in June 2018 for N85 million.

18. Duplex with boys’ quarters at No. 12 Yalinga Street, off Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent, Wuse II, Abuja, purchased in October 2018 for N150 million.

19. Warehouse shops B40 and B46, Wuse Market, Abuja, purchased in July 2020 for N50 million.

20. Twin houses at Zone E, Apo Legislative Quarters, Plot 14014, Gudu District, Abuja, purchased between February and May 2017 for N250 million.
Properties acquired by Khadimiyya for Justice & Development Initiative, Academic Garden City, Birnin Kebbi

21. Nine units of three-bedroom bungalows.

22. Three units of two-bedroom bungalows.

23. 5.4 hectares of land (acquired between February and September 2023 for N187 million).
Rayhaan University, Kebbi State

24. Permanent site – N56 billion.

25. Temporary site – N37.8 billion.
26. Third site – N2.45 billion.
27. Vice-Chancellor’s residence – N490 million.
Rayhaan Agro Allied Factory, Kebbi State

28. Factory buildings – N4.2 billion.
29. Factory machines and plant – N10.5 billion.

30. Factory mosque – N2.45 billion.

31. Staff quarters – N1.4875 billion.

32. Bustan building – N3.15 billion.
Azbir Arena, Kebbi State

33. Azbir Hotel – N10.325 billion.
34. Printing press – N1.05 billion.
35. Gallery – N581 million.
36. Gardens – N392 million.
37. Mosque – N252 million.
38. Azbir Clothing – N350 million.
39. Azbir Pharmacy and Supermarket – N175 million.
Other properties in Kebbi State

40. Al-Afiya Energy tanker garage opposite Rayhaan University Health Centre, Birnin Kebbi – N2.45 billion.

41. Rayhaan Model Academy – N11.2 billion.

42. Rayhaan Primary and Secondary School – N8.75 billion.

43. Rayhaan Security House, Birnin Kebbi – N245.7 million.

44. Rayhaan Radio, Birnin Kebbi – N78.75 million.

45. Uncompleted two-storey plaza opposite Central Motor Park (Eastern Park), Birnin Kebbi – N665 million.

46. Amasdul Oil and Gas Ltd filling station structure along Sani Abacha Bypass, Birnin Kebbi – N1.05 billion.

47. Malami Support Organisation building – N210 million.

48. ADC Kadi Malami Foundation building – N56 million.

49. Abubakar Malami (SAN)’s house, GRA, Birnin Kebbi – N350 million.

50. Abubakar Malami (SAN)’s house behind Mobil, Birnin Kebbi – N490 million.

51. Abdulaziz Malami’s house at Gesse Phase II, Birnin Kebbi – N1.659 billion.

52. Abiru-Rahman Abubakar Malami’s house at Gesse Phase II, Birnin Kebbi – N2.989 billion.
Properties in Kano State

53. Zeennoor Hotel, Kabuga Satellite Town, Kano, with 131 rooms – N11.2 billion.

54. Zeennoor Mosque, Kabuga Satellite Town, Kano – N84 million.

55. Zeennoor Old Hotel Building – N280 million.

56. Rayhaan Hotel, opposite Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital, Kano, comprising more than 50 rooms – N2.24 billion.

57. Rayhaan Gym, opposite Rayhaan Hotel, Kano – N1.225 billion

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[joshua @ThisisJaiye]

@Kalshi_Culture @TheBatHome I can agree

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

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[joshua @ThisisJaiye]

@PHENOMTWEET Drop a solo one. We will listen. Make it hard

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

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But this isn’t just our moment—it’s one for science, our planet, and humankind. All of which we love and are passionate about. Now, close your eyes and listen to that howl once more. Think about what this means for all of us.

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