This Nerdy Mom

Bringing my wittiness and sarcasm on to the internet while almost always holding a cup of coffee. You're welcome.

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

Currently playing with chalk outside and ask my 6 yr old to draw mommy.
His response: I don't know how to draw crazy. 😒😑 #smartass #momlife

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

Thinking about what other #farmhouse #decor i can find 🥰 #OBSESSED #momlife

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

I walked away and came back to 7 messages from people asking me when are you going to post more promo codes 🤣🤣🤣 this is just the beginning.
#amazonaffiliate #momlife

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

My 10 year old: you know what I did today mom!??!

Me: what

Him: I farted and I sneezed at the same time and it sounded like this...

Me: 😑

#momlife

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

That moment your 5 year old holds your face in his 2 tiny little sticky hands to say, "I love you #momma." Then 5 min later tell me. "You're mean!"
What's your "mean" #mom moment?

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

@UnfilteredMama I've been dying for a sleeve and the husband supports it - I just get overwhelmed thinking of where to start and what to get 👀👀

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

Is it wrong that I just got excited over a sponge holder? On top of that - its on sale 🤐 50% savings at check out! Comment below if I'm the only crazy one or not 🤣

Hurry - it may sell fast!

https://t.co/awIo4r3b3e

[FadeAway SleepSounds @FadeAwaySleep]

#FF these super cool people! @OurLucasLife @Buggyobsessed16 @thebabyspotca @RaisingEmilyx @petite_pudding @mummyrules_uk @Thisnerdymom

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

A: Mommmmmy! My hand smells gross! Smell it!
As he proceeds to shove his hand in my face.
Me: No!
A: Just smell it!!
Why? #momlifeproblems

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

If you give a big bag of #baby clothes to a friend - would you be mad if they sold them on Facebook? #mom #mommy #momlife #momproblems

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

https://t.co/Xoa9dnVpfI my guest post on a #crafty #diy clock for kids! @juniorbabyhatter has an amazing line for #kids ❤ #momlife

[FadeAway SleepSounds @FadeAwaySleep]

Swing by https://t.co/kfUDaN5Ycn today so your baby can start sleeping like one.

[Rosie @vividlyRosie]

I hate when my morning arm workout is me RE-doing my messy bun 4000 times!

[Momma Nora @ohsnapnora]

That moment when you contemplate waking your 9 week old up from a nap so you can go and get a @DunkinDonuts coffee 😁 #coffeeaddict #momlife

[Today's Parent @Todaysparent]

Did you know a baby can identify her mama from the scent of her breast milk alone?! https://t.co/uuC7b4izsi #WorldBreastfeedingWeek

[Its the Mom Life @itsthe_momlife]

Do you want me to take the kids out of the house so you can shower and relax a little?? #thingsthatmakemeswoon #swoon #momlife #iloveyou

[Dream Big Mama @DreamBigMama26]

That awkward moment when you're not sure if it's breast milk, saliva, pee, or sweat on your shirt. #momlife #imamahard

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

Channel surfing. Landed on Peter Popoff Ministries. Anyone named Peter Popoff deserves 5 min of my time. #whatwashismomthinking #momlife

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

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[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

New blog on a cute clothing store by Kelli -https://t.co/z2mBndNBQZ Love their ideas! https://t.co/X1Hpkxyeik #supportsmallbusiness #momlife

[This Nerdy Mom @Thisnerdymom]

New blog on #maternity wear by @Savedbythemommy https://t.co/smKuaMZ96M Awesome picks! #momlife #motherhood #beautiful