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You’re only one decision away from a completely different life.93924
The sun is up. So are you.

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U should talk about pro wrestling ((Havoc 101))

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Stop texting me

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Wat sport is this

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Wat sport u talkin bout

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What kind of sport u talkin about?

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Boston has been exed. Dc confirmed. App. Theyre goin to australia?! And possibley dallas. Uh oh.

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" Well that's still not as bad as screaming like a little girl 'casue you can't let go of live wires"..."You didn't tell me THAT part"

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@Craigyferg shouldn't the new battle hym be the check ze tweets jingle since its burned into our robot skulls and oh so intimidating!

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H:" He apoligized to you right?!" Me:"if 'fuck you cunt' now means 'im sorry' then yea. He apoligized a couple times!"

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Me: " i accidently poured sextoy cleaner all over myself at work today" B:"well u must be the cleanest sextoy ever"

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Who woulda thought dealing with 920 gallons of sextoy cleaner in a week would be ALL pain and NO pleasure?!

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I hate that I have to DVR #craigferguson and can't watch it til i get off work the next day :'( looking forward to just him and Mr.Fry!!!

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@CraigyFerg everyone SHOULD enjoy you, @stephenfry and nothing else..BUT bring back fart jokes and innuendos. we love those too <3 :)

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L:" we should make 16oz bottles (of sex toy cleaner)" Boss:" You need it in bulk, L? I can give you a 5 gallon bucket?"

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@ CraigyFerg I love that the new jingle still says assmode :) thank you

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@CraigyFerg thank u for the sexy dance. :) made my day better